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About Me

I'm Dave; awkward, obsessive, moody, fat and ugly. On the odd occasion I'm in a good mood, I'm ok to be around. Most of the time though, i'm a right nob... I shout about how rubbish the world is, and beat up a guitar that only has 4 strings on it in a band called "Dyssdain" and a new band by the name of "Policide".

My Interests

All these are cool:
cats, dogs, music, band practice, noise, beards, tattoos, being happy, being relaxed, sleep, cycling down hill...

All these are shit sandwich:
work, spiders, abba, being angry, feeling sad, nazis, thieving twats, people who don't respect others beliefs, war, death, cycling up hill blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield, Jackie Chan, like minded folk...

Music:

Rock, Metal and all the zillions of elitist sub-genres that they contain, Grind, Crust, Hardcore Punk...
Anything well written...

Movies:

Anything thought provoking and/or with/about Jackie Chan, Arnie, Stallone, Tom Hanks, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, zombies, gore, documentaries about cool stuff...

Television:

Whatever crap happens to be on Sky...

Books:

Erm...
Have A Nice Day, This Monster Lives, The Rik Mayall, Star Wars Action Figure Guide, Lord Of The Rings... I really should read more...

Heroes:

Not really heroes, but I admire:
James Hetfield, Cliff Burton, Jackie Chan, Chewbacca.

My Blog

LAYING INCENDIARY DEVICE TO REST...

last sunday, (27th jan) incendiary device founding members chris spencer and myself recorded the final 6 songs that never got to see the light of day other than live performances.they're as close to t...
Posted by DAVE on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:50:00 PST

ahh... sweet, sweet memories!

don't really know where to start this blog, but i doubt many people will read it, so what the fuck does it matter?! i'm really happy that i'm hooking back up with YANKEE ROSE OF THE FELLING to start m...
Posted by DAVE on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:16:00 PST

GOT ME COLLEGE RESULTS...

passed chemistry, got a credit in biology. i could've done better, but that would've required more effort and focus now wouldn't it. pretty happy with em really.
Posted by DAVE on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

NEW NEW NEW!!!

yo yo people! me and pen got our new dog, bonnie, today! she's a lush misfit saluki/grey hound cross cripple with a leg missing, so will fit in well in our family. got a pic of her up on here. also, t...
Posted by DAVE on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

as the dust settles...

well, penny and i moved into our new home. it's probably the best thing i've decided to do in my life (so far). the place is amazing. work is needed here and there, but the best part of that is the fa...
Posted by DAVE on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS (?)

good news first: GOT THE KEYS TO THE NEW HOUSE!!! it is officially ours now... big sigh of relief! now the fun of moving in shall commence! ... which kind of links into the bad news... vile addiction ...
Posted by DAVE on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

THE MOST STRESSFUL CUNTING 2 WEEKS OF MY LIFE...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! good to get that off my chest... i'm gonna go on a random spouting of randomness in an attempt to sooth this: i'm stupid enough to have 2 bank accounts....
Posted by DAVE on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

GROWING UP...

... me and penny are BUYING a house together! a nice 2 bedroom semi with a geet fuck off massive garden in hamsterley. no more renting! no more having to live with awful wallpaper! no more worrying wh...
Posted by DAVE on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

BYE BYE STAR WARS TOYS...

finally found it in myself to start flogging my multi thousand pound collection of star wars stuff. doing it in dribs and drabs so the pain is as slight as possible!
Posted by DAVE on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

MASTODON!!!

me and penny got wa tickets last night!!!
Posted by DAVE on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:56:00 PST