I'm Chris and I'm a daft twat who hates ignorant bastards and narrow-minded f**ks. PLUS.... if you're not into METAL then you are not my friend and you might as well PISS OFF now!! I like having a laugh and that. With a heart made of steel and an iron-cast brain, I am never afraid to express my metal prowess. I can play the drums and I have done several times, however, I tend to hit them a bit thunderously due to the extreme pressure of molten chromium metal surging through my body. **** CURRENTLY REHEARSING WITH MY BAND "ARCHAIC DESCENT" - WE NEED A BASS PLAYER AND LEAD GUITARIST - NOW!!!! ****My favourite clothes are Denim & Leather and I take my spirit horse out riding on the star-wind and desert plains in my quest of burning heavy metal. I scream vengeance if people piss me off but my wise grin makes me popular with the aeon-old corpses of demon-wraiths. Come join with me or DIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
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