i make & sell all of the plastic jewelry you see me wearing in my photos. Go here to order and see more of my art. i can't login. don't go there.
♥♥♥I accept all adds on this account. i have set up a second account for all my "real life" friends, so everyone i actually see in the flesh can go here to add me. If we don't know each other and you request that account, expect to be denied.♥♥♥
♥first, let the record show-i'm under no moral obligation to reply to every single email i receive on here. if your grasp of the english language is so shitty that i can barely read it, i'm not going to fucking reply. on the same note, don't bother emailing me AGAIN, to let me know "what a bitch i am for not replying." if the first email didn't really make an impact on me, do you think that one will?!
♥one nite of my life probably blows away three years of yours. don't be bitter, just learn how to make your life more exciting.
♥i'm not as mean and scary as you think i am. i'm actually totally socially awkward and assume that no one wants to talk to me. i can talk to pretty much anyone, but half the time i'm a huge baby about approaching them. it's the 7th grader in me that wasn't cool enough.
♥It must be said. STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO FRIEND YOUR SHITTY BAND. Unless you're guest-listing me to get into your show, we're not really "friends," now are we??
♥Along these lines, please don't message me asking me to "Go listen to your music and tell you what I think." Trust me, you don't want to know.
♥I'm not your typical scene girl, and I thank the baby jesus every day for that.
♥my aim= xxmariposa. If you message me, plan on identifying yourself ASAP, or I probably won't reply. Please don't use it just to say "OMG I SAW U ON MYSPACE UR SO HOTT WANT TO CHAT???/////"
♥I absolutely love designer/urban vinyl toys, especially Dunny.
♥I'm a freelance makeup artist and I don't charge a billion dollars, if you need your makeup done and you live in my area.
♥You probably think I care about you. You're probably wrong.
♥Please, continue to spread all rumors you'd like at your leisure, but contary to popular belief, I'm not fucking all the bands I photograph. It may have escaped you, but they are *gasp* also humans, and DO have friends aside from the people they spend hours in a van with.
♥Yes, the tattoo on my lip is real. Yes, its an Atmosphere reference. No, its not a Green Day reference. No, I'm not a Slug groupie. Yes, you can fuck off.
♥Yep, I'm a dick. If you don't like what my profile says, don't fucking read it. Any messages telling me what an asshole/bitch/slut/fake I am will be passed around to my friends and laughed at profusely.
♥ i'm a dirty girl.
♥ i think hair-washing is highly overrated, and i don't indulge in it very often. 1-2 times/week max. clearly, it's not necessary-you think josh and i have amazing hair, don't you?
♥ you will think i'm being rude and ignoring you. in actuality, i'm just really nervous/awkward/fidgety, and i channel this into texting on my phone obsessively. if i could knit at bars, i would. one of these days, i may suck it up and become that "quirky girl who knits in bars." i just need something to do, so don't take it personal.
♥ i bite my nails if i don't have acrylics on them. i'm currently taking a break from having them on for a year, so yeah. always bitten down nails. this summer i'm going to have the trashiest fakes ever. walmart paint job to the max.
♥ i'm probably getting an H3 this summer. your opinion on this matter does not matter.
♥ if you want to talk to me at a show, you're going to have to come up to me. you'll say i'm too intimidating so you're waiting for me to come up to you, but its not going to happen. i'm too much of a baby.
♥ i have an incredibly fucked up thyroid, which makes it almost impossible for me to lose weight, and i'm always trying to, which will lead you to think i have an eating disorder. i might. food has become the enemy. lets just leave it as one of my many mysteries, k?
♥ do not be dissapointed when you meet me. i'm really photogenic, and if i wasn't so up front about being overweight, you'd probably call me a "secret internet fatty" behind my back. i look better on myspace.
♥ i love accessories, like cute necklaces.
♥ i deny comments like crazy. this is MYspace. not YOUR space to advertise your shitty band, pseudo existant clothing line, or try to whore yourself out because i have a lot of friends. we're stroking my ego here, not yours buddy.
♥ i drink my red bull sugar free, with a shot of grenadine. i save the can tabs if its a memorable occasion and put them on my keychain or in my change purse.
♥ i take photos of moments that only i will remember.
♥ my mommy is WAY cooler than yours. you can ask anyone who knows the both of us to verify this. i mean seriously. did your *mom* get you into new found glory?
♥ i honestly can't recollect how many colors/styles my hair has been in the last year.
♥ i'll tell you where i got my most recent hair done only if you take in one of my cards as a referral.
♥ you think i'm really cool. i think i'm a huge fucking nerd.
♥ i want a boyfriend more than you know. i don't just want one just to have one though. i want to know i picked a good one.
♥ i am incredibly socially awkward. its all a well crafted front.
♥ i recently found out that i'm apparently way more of a metal kid than i knew i was???
♥ i hide very little. i expose my heart and guts like i've been sliced down the middle.
♥ my favorite place to vacation is los angeles/hollywood/santa monica/melrose/brentwood, even tho i will bitch about traffic, prices, etc the entire time i'm there. i adore roscoe's chicken and waffles, and jamba juice. anytime i recognize something cali on tv, it pulls a little at my heart.
♥ i'll admit i'm addicted to mac makeup, and own way too much of it. however, my makeup will always look way better than yours, so i guess i'm justified, eh?
♥ i love pet names.
♥ i'm glad you love the way i look, because most of the time, i don't.
♥ everything i want in life costs massive amounts of money. a new digital camera, more tattoos, more piercings, extensions, etc, etc. poor=sucks.
♥ i weigh a LOT more than my photos convey. think more plus size, less scene girl.
♥ i'm super affectionate.
♥ i am always down to go to shows. you let me know when, and we're there.
♥ i value my true friends so much. don't even try to become friends with me because you think you can get somewhere by being my friend. i'll see right through you.
♥ i hide the "famous people" in my cell phone under abbreviated names so people can't steal their phone numbers.
♥ i need a 12 step program for text messaging.
♥ i don't care what your definition of straight edge is. i was probably edge before you ever heard of it, so all that matters is what it means to me.
♥ i love to sing.
♥ half the time, i enjoy getting ready to go somewhere more than the actual event.
♥ the majority of the people in my heart live at least one state away. not a day goes by that i don't miss someone.
♥ my house will never be clean. this is something you need to learn to love about me right now.
♥ i'm a trainwreck, and i won't apologize for it, because i can't.
♥ i fall for boys so easily.
♥ i probably can't date someone who isn't at least a LITTLE involved in the industry. they just don't get it.
♥ i have to have a boy with passion. not necessarily music, but you need to be passionate about something.
♥ i devour these magazines: juxtapoz, creating keepsakes, marie clair, us weekly, jane, urb, life & style, cosmo, and blender. i like to mix it up.
♥ i paint, knit, crochet, and scrapbook. told you i was a fucking nerd.
♥ i am so happy at hardcore shows. have been ever since i was going to them 12 years ago. some things never change.
♥ i don't go out nearly as much as you think i do.
♥ i love detroit.
♥ i can count the people who have scarred me for life on one hand. one of them will probably read this at some point. i hope you're happy.
♥ i never sold myself out to get to where i am today. can you say the same for yourself?
♥ i hate people who waste my time, and i will cut you out of my life as fast as i cut you in. i used to let people linger for forever, and then i realized they were sucking the joy out of me.
♥ i want you to want me.
you'll get over it.
