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About Me

Sorry I don't update and add friends as quickly as I'd like to. (Mom hogs up the computer all the time! Thanks a lot, mom!) Anyway, because of the large volume of emails I receive, I'm sorry that I'm not able to respond to them all, but I want to send out a big thank you to all for your support and complements and great comments! Puggy hugs and kisses and sneezes and snorts to you all!

ALL ABOUT ME: I am a disabled Puglet. I have 5 nipples on one side of my tummy! Ursula (my mom and her husband, Keith) got me from a local pug rescue home. They named me after Torgo from the movie, "Manos, the Hands of Fate." It's because I wobble when I walk and my two front knees are all wonky.
I can lick my own eyes and can sneeze on you when I'm excited. I stink like burning rubber and garbage when I'm fresh out of a bath. My mouth smells like a butt even when daddy brushes my teeth, but no one can resist my awesome powers of cuteness, so I still get lots of love! I bounce up and down when I'm excited and chirp like a turkey, but I call it "growling." I like to crawl under couches and chairs and sleep all day. I am happy and I looooove people and other doggies!
I love my girlfriend, Atari. She humps my butt everyday! Check her out at myspace.com/atarithegirl :

My Interests

Creating a little alter to Ba'al.
Also: stinking, stinky stuff, snorting, sleeping, licking my eyes, licking Atari's eyes, getting a paw massage, getting humped by Atari, burping up water, sneezing in people's faces, sneezing on ankles, chirping, gurgling, pooping, smelling poop, smelling dog butts, scratching, licking my dad's chin until it's stinky like my big stinky mouth. Did I mention stinking as an interest? I like doing that.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet DOGS! And humans, too. But definitely dogs and pugs and puppies and chihuahuas and Boston Terriers and DISABLED DOGS LIKE ME!
QUICK! COME BE MY FRIEND WHILE THE MASTER IS AWAY!!!!

I WILL NOT ADD USER PROFILES SET TO "PRIVATE" NOR WILL I ADD HUMANS WHO ARE YOUNGER THAN 17. Sorry, but if I can't see your profile, I don't trust you.

Music:

The haunting Torgo theme.
My dad plays some pretty cool metal on his guitar. I like high pitched noises too. Industrial, goth, & old skool punk rock are swell.

Movies:

I like to watch movies that have a doorbell. Then I can bark, and that makes my girlfriend bark. It's so much fun! My fave movie is Manos, the Hands of Fate. That's the movie with Torgo, the guy I was named after!

Television:

Animal Planet Network, MST3K

Books:

The Master wouldn't approve......

Heroes:

Myself:

This hot chick:

The Master's wives:

I'm thinking of having this tattooed on my face: