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About Me

I'm pretty cool.
Your Ideal Pet is a Big Dog
You're both energetic, affectionate, and a bit goofy.
And neither of you seem to mind very slobbery kisses! What's Your Ideal Pet?
Your Inner Blood Type is AB!
Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.
You are most compatible with: everyone!
Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe What's Your Inner Blood Type?
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit
((57% dark, 26% spontaneous, 10% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
The 3 Variable Funny Test
You Are 28% California
You're not from California - don't try to game this quiz! How California Are You?

My Interests

I like music, learning, sports, food, and so on.

You scored as Soccer. You should play soccer- you'll have to run some, but its worth it if you get to shoot a goal. Soccer requires teamwork and endurance.

Soccer


100%

Football


83%

Volleyball


75%

Track


75%

Softball


67%

Field hockey


58%

Golf


58%

Swimming


50%

Tennis


50%

Ice Hockey


33%

Basketball


25%

Baseball


25%

Lacrosse


8%
What sport are you meant for??
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I'd like to meet:



Music:

I like a lot of stuff, and I like to hear new stuff, so this band list is of course incomplete:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Albert King, Al DiMeola, Anthony Hamilton, B.B. King, The Beatles, Ben Harper, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bob Marley, Boston, Brent Mason, Brian Setzer, Buddy Guy, Cacophony, The Cars, Chet Atkins, Charlie Parker, Chuck Berry, Coldplay, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Danny Elfman, The Delta Rhythm Kings, Dick Dale, Dimmu Borgir, Dire Straits, Django Reindhart, Duane Eddy, Earl Scruggs, Elmore James, Elvis Presley, Eric Clapton, Everlast, Exhorder, Fastball, Fernando Sor, Fernando Carulli, Flogging Molly, The Fugees, Garth Brooks, George Thorogood, Gorillaz, Guns 'N' Roses, Gypsy Kings, Howlin' Wolf, Infectious Grooves, James Brown, Jason Becker, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, J.S. Bach, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Jorge Ben, Justin Timberlake (why not?), K-Ci and JoJo, Koji Kondo, Lauryn Hill, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Link Wray, Little Richard, Louis Armstrong, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manu Chao, Marty Friedman, Mauro Giuliani, MC5, Megadeth, Merle Haggard, Metallica, Mike Bloomfield, Mike Patton, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, Muddy Waters, Muse, Nana Mouskouri, Neil Young, Nicolo Paganini, Night Train, Nirvana, Norah Jones, Nuclear Rabbit, Otis Redding, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Paco de Lucia, Pantera, Paul Butterfield, Paul McCartney, Pepe Romero, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Rahzel, Rammstein, Ray Charles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robert Johnson, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Rolling Stones, The Roots, Roy Rodgers, Ry Cooder, Santana, Sarah McClauchlan, Sepultura, Seu Jorge, Simon and Garfunkel, Skindred, Slayer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Son House, Sonny Boy Williamson: I and II, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Spinal Tap, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stewart Copeland, Ted Nugent, Van Halen, The Ventures, Vicente Amigo, Waylan Jennings, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zakk Wylde, ZZ Top, etc.

In addition to those named, I like the ridiculous amount of blues musicians out there who I really don't feel like naming (more than I have), and samba/brazilian music in general. I also listen to plenty of world music, including fado from Portugal, throat singing from Tuva/Mongolia, the Kora players and drumming of west Africa, the indigenous music from throughout the Americas and Australia, and anything I can find in between.

Take the quiz:
Which Guitar Player Are You?

Zakk Wylde
You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.

Heroes:

Willy

Stevie

Ronnie

Darrell

Mikey

Raymond Kurzweil

and Walker, Texas Ranger

Man, that is a badass picture.

My Blog

People see me more than once

So in the past couple weeks or so, a few people have recognized me from my past exploits, and it's put me in a pretty good mood.  The first of which happened while I was gettin' some dog food.&nb...
Posted by MYK" on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST

Read and be merry

Alright, so I've posted some comedians' jokes before, and now I have several more.  These are from George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Dennis Leary, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, and Jon ...
Posted by MYK" on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:55:00 PST

Demitri Martin is funny

Some of his jokes remind me of Mitch Hedberg, and I figured since I put my favorite Mitch jokes up, I should get some of this guy's too.  I don't like to leave people out just because they're dea...
Posted by MYK" on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:56:00 PST

Another car crash? Why not?

Alright, so, the band and I were driving home from practice at the drummer's house, and on the freeway, a bunch of people were stopping.  We stop, and get our asses kicked by an SUV that app...
Posted by MYK" on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:09:00 PST

Blog Bloggerson Blogger Blog

Well, I made a blog yesterday, but it didn't seem to work out so well, so this is the new one. It was a nice one, too.  A StonesTallica blog. Went to the Rolling Stones/Metallica concert at SBC P...
Posted by MYK" on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:11:00 PST

The Spider Chronicles

For the short version, highlight the area below:   There was a spider in my room.  I killed it.   27 September 2005 13:00 - I watched TV peacefully from my couch when something moving o...
Posted by MYK" on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:57:00 PST

Birthday/Halloween blog

Alright, so, I'll start with my birthday, since it came first.  Honestly, I don't really remember my birthday that much.  I remember getting twenty bucks from my aunt, and I think I may have...
Posted by MYK" on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:26:00 PST

This Just In

I've come to the conclusion that I am, without a doubt, invincible.  I'm afraid the only way I'll learn my lesson is by actually dying, which I simply cannot do.  I also grant invincibility ...
Posted by MYK" on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:04:00 PST

Team Madrid storms Pacifica with an outsider

I awoke this morning not to the warmth of the sun, or the sound of birds chirping, but to a startling banging on my window, and a sound reminiscent of a dying sheep.  Team Madrid was in town, and...
Posted by MYK" on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 05:05:00 PST

Yup

Yeah, so, I haven't posted a blog in forever.  I crazy changed my name.  I thought that would never happen.  I was Walking Teddybear for many a moon.  It's still trademarked by the...
Posted by MYK" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST