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Jägermeister

Imported

About Me

Legend has it I was originally made from deer hunter's blood. The truth is, I was born in 1935 in Wolfenbuttel, Germany. My name means "a master-hunter." I am a mixture of 56 plants, roots, and fruit peels, that is matured for 12 months. And I'm tasty!I've since gone all around the world helping young people get wild, old people get depressed, and ugly people get laid.I'm delicious, with kick. Best served ice-cold, on the rocks, mixed with Red Bull, in a Red Headed Slut or a Surfer on Acid.Nutritional Information (1 fl oz) Calories (kcal): 103 Fiber: 0 g Energy (kj): 430 Sugars: 3.1 g Fats: 0 g Cholesterol: 0 g Carbohydrates: 11 g Sodium: 0 g Protein: 0 g Alcohol: 9.9 g The following is now in bold and in BIG LETTERS because nobody seems to be able to fucking read.Dear metal band aspiring to become sponsored by the Jägermeister corporation, Good luck. The guy who runs this myspace site has nothing to do with any of that. If you message me about sponsorship, I get to call you "dumbfuck". Likely, you'll get all pissy, but I will point you right here, my front page, which you should have been read in the first place before sending me a message, and then tell yourself "wee golly gee, I am a dumbfuck, aren't I?" And again, good luck.

My Interests

Parties, mixers, divorcees.

I'd like to meet:

All Jägermeister drinkers worldwide. You love me, I know you do! And all my old pals from Friendster. I miss you guys! By the way, if you want a comment from yours truly, then write me one! I'd love to hear what you all have to say about your favorite brown drink in a green bottle.
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Music:

I know that the Jägermeister company sponsors metal bands, but honestly, I prefer Barry Manilow

My Blog

Read this, fellow Jager Slammers

So I'm going to expand the top 8 to the top 16. But to do that, I need YOUR help to decide!You know that Guts & Glory 5K Walk/Run for Chron's Disease that I'm doing for Rob Diablo? Ok, the top 16 d...
Posted by Jägermeister on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST

I think you're pathetic.

Are you over the age of 30 and a goth? If so, you're a douchebag.
Posted by Jägermeister on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 10:21:00 PST

145 DRINKS THAT CONTAIN ME AS AN INGREDIENT

You see, I'm here not only to get you drunk, but to get you learned as well. Enjoy! http://www.drinksmixer.com/resultsingred.php?searchingred=Ja germeister&all=1
Posted by Jägermeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO DRINK ME?

Tell me, my friends, what's your favorite way to drink me? Straight up? On the rocks? Mixed with something? Share, share! And if you have any funky concoctions I'm in that you'd like to share, po...
Posted by Jägermeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Cheers, and best wishes to all. Everyone out there, give me some love and have a shot of me tonight. And maybe a few mixed drinks with me in it. But not if you're driving. Oh, ok, you can have O...
Posted by Jägermeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I WANT PHOTOS OF ME AND YOU

Send me some pictures of us together! That'd be neato mosquito!  Put them here!   
Posted by Jägermeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST