Andre with a Y

If you know me, you can prolly fill this space better than I can. If you dont...feel free to discover my qualities without my help.
if I had one wish though....it would be to go retire on some tropical island with a huge library of all the worlds knowledge and monkeys that bring me pina coladas. I would stay in shape by hunting for my own food and swiming, I'd also chill on the beach and read for most of the day and learn everything about everything...or atleast get closer to it. Maybe after a year or so a goddess named jane could wash ashore, after I nurse her back to health we could hunt/read/swim together.
Maybe she could teach me how to surf because i dont know how yet, maybe id fail misirebly the first few attempts and she would find me lovable/endeering for it. We could run around and play like kids, and make fun of the monkeys, talk and laugh about everything and never ever fight....then we could have wild passionate sex for hours and then cuddle while the sun sets, and on the 1 year anniversary I could train a monkey chior to sing songs for her.
because we all know that the true way to a womans heart is a monkey chior...
Unfortunatly there is no such tropical island, and there is no monkey choir, and as far as I can tell....there is no Jane.
but hey, atleast pina coladas are real!