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The Chorizo King!

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About Me



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I like to make people laugh. I like funny stuff. I don't like to hurt peoples feelings but then I'll make fun of someone else to make you feel better. People watching is fun. It's cheap too. F*%.. a movie." "

My Interests

Stand Up Comedy!

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY, EVERYONE IS INTERESTING, JUST DON'T SPIT WHEN YOU TALK!

Music:



I took this quiz
at eSPIN-the-Bottle:

What Animal Are You?

and here's what I got:

Poodle Puppy

Take this quiz yourself.
Almost everything, I'm a DJ. Anything I can strip to!

Movies:

It's gotta be funny, not drama. If I wanna cry I'll read this profile.

Television:

Maury Bitch! YOU ARE NOT THE DADDY!

Books:

Kama Sutra is one of my favorites! Charlottes Web is hot too!

Heroes:

I know it sounds corny, My Dad is my Hero. A role model is what he is. He could do everything, especially not pay child support. Wow! Dad if you're out there....teach me...please...Sincerely, Your only son(WINK WINK), Zhivago