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A-1

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

What would you possibly want to find out about me that all of you don't already know? Oh yeah, those people that don't know me. Hmm. I like movies, music, books, comics, drinking, singing karaoke, anime, cartoons, action figures, writing, making art, and being generally weird. I recently embraced my love of Dodgeball. I am an all-around geeky person, I work in the Pike Place Market, so I now hate tourists and people in general because that is what retail does to you. I've lived in Seattle my entire life, born up on Capitol Hill (whoop), raised in West Seattle (west siiide). I'm the 4th of 7 kids. So that makes me the "Jan". In a nutshell, I am comforted my the grotesque, enticed by the macabre, and thoroughly enchanted by the surreal.

My Interests

movies, music, books, comics, drinking, dodgeball, singing karaoke, anime, cartoons, learning how to go-go dance, dodge ball, luchadors, action figures, writing, making art, and being generally weird.

I'd like to meet:

Why don't the aliens like me?!? I'll be happy with a talking animal of some sort.I wanna meet someone who can get me a house that's a mix between Pee-Wee's Playhouse, and the Addams Family Mansion. I'd like to meet my better half, and by that I mean the part of me that is happy and levelheaded all the time. Fraggles and Muppets in general would be a fantastic! Fun, honest, people would do fine in the meanwhile I suppose...

Music:

Video Game Music, Gorillaz, Steaming Wolf Penis, Johnny Cash, Coldplay, Flogging Molly, The Cure, The Horrorpops, The Bad Things, Lots of 80's crap, Beastie Boys, Danger Doom, Flaming Lips, Postal Service, Depeche Mode, Scissor Sisters, Foo Fighters, Sade, Queen, Asun(local Hip-Hop, awsome) Radiohead, Dustin Patterson, Deathklock, Go Like Hell, Green Day, Dee-lite, Anything by Yoko Kanno, Bjork, ABBA, Hole, Ramones, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Rooney, The Killers, Poe, Portishead, Golgo Bordello, The Gossip, Frou Frou, Beatles, Ladytron, Pedro The Lion, Pat Benetar, NOFX, Rob Zombie, Ditty Bops, Daft Punk, Thee Emergency, Stone Temple Pilots, Dresden Dolls, Gah there's a lot more that I can't even think of...

Movies:

John Waters Anything, Kevin Smith Movies(still haven't seen Jersey Girl tho), Princess Bride, Rocky Horror, Shock Treatment, Nightmare Before X-Mas, Tim Burton in general, Robin Hood(disney cartoon), Alice in Wonderland, Serenity, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, All Zombie Movies, Some Horror slashers, Hellboy, Batman Begins, Strangers With Candy, The Goonies, Mirror Mask, Wayne's World 1&2, Garden State, Adaptation, Rushmore, Corpse Bride, Revenge of the Nerds, MST3K: The Movie, Animal House, The Never Ending Story, Lost in Translation, Singles, The Life Aquatic, Kill Bill vol 1&2, Vanilla Sky, Akira, SuperBad, The Breakfast Club, Cabin Boy, X-Men, Buckaroo Bonsai, Boondock Saints, Star Wars saga, Momento, The V, The Ring, Grindhouse, Dodgeball, The Incredibles, Matrix (not so much the sequels), Royal Tennenbaums, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Say Anything, Wristcutters, Shaolin Soccer, Kung-Fu Hustle, The Addams Family 1&2, Snatch, Hitchhiker's Guide, Talk To Her, Sex and Lucia, Donnie Darko, Mel Brooks Everything, Swiss Family Robinson (old Disney), Pan's Lybrinth, Pirates Trilogy, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures/Bogus Journey, Enter Zombie King, Anything Johnny Depp, Ed Wood Films(funny as hell!), Jerkbeast(my arm is in that!), Troma Films, Polterchrist, Evil Dead Saga, Where's the Cap'n?, Red Sonja, Monsters Inc., I need to add more

Television:

Mr. Show, Space Ghost CTC, Stella, Venture Bros., Firefly, South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, FLCL, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Old Saturday Morning Cartoons, My Name is Earl, Red Dwarf, Clerks Animated, Trigun, Liquid Television, Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Nip/Tuck, Get A Life, Chappell's Show, Invader Zim, Farscape, MST3K, Daily Show with John Stewart, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Upright Citizen's Brigade, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Brak Show, Bevis and Butthead, Six Feet Under, The State, Reno 911, Wonder Showzen, All of Adult Swim really, again, lots more

Books:

Book Books: Hitchhiker's Guide, Dealing with Dragons Saga, Chronicles of Narnia, H.P. Lovecraft, LOTR saga, Anne Rice stuff, VC Andrews novels because they're great summer reads, Old Pulp Novels, Wicked; The life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Oz series, Anything by Christopher Pike, Good Omens, Haunted, Neverwhere, Stardust, Neil Gaiman in general, The Books Of Blood, The Zombie Survival Guide, Otherland series, Cal Macdonald series, etc(.......................)Comic Books: Tank Girl, Evan Dorkin anything, Jim Mahfood anything, Y: The last Man, Lore, League of Extrodinary Gentlemen, The Walking Dead, Blue Monday, Hopeless Savages, The Exterminators, The Watchman, American Virgin, The Sandman series, The Dreaming, The House of Secrets, The Crow, Ashley Wood anything, Suture, FLCL, Ghost in the Shell, etc

Heroes:

Tank Girl, Brady, Brian, and Lee for making movies, Skyler my brother for just being awesome and alive, Red Bottom Jack the notorius Monkey Pirate, Santosh, Evan Dorkin, Jim Mahfood, Bruce Campbell, Wonder Woman, Bettie Paige, Trent the 'Ozzie, Don Hertzfeldt, PJ Slumberson, Idol of Glory, Vinh the guy who almost always gets me out

My Blog

No time for love Doctor Jones!

Ok, I THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME!!!Cheese? I *like* cheese.I mean of course, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull....I saw it two nights in a row... I was very tired today.Sarge had his Baby...
Posted by A-1 on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:51:00 PST

Of all.

First of all, AwesomeSecond of all... IRON MAN KICKS FUCKING ASS!Third of all.... I got a pretty guitar. And I'm going to learn how to play it.So I feel like there's a ton of stuff that I need to addr...
Posted by A-1 on Thu, 08 May 2008 02:28:00 PST

It was my birfday. My 6th annual 21st birthday!

Nah, I accept it. I am 27.I've actually been busy the past few months, when I am not as tired and tipsy, I'll divulge more.For now, courage.
Posted by A-1 on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

My Fever Broke!

Seriously, I've been sick for 48 hours.Body aches, sniffles, delirium, the works.I'm feeling better. And my kitchen is clean.Time to shower.
Posted by A-1 on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

I am a Great-Auntie.

Guess what kids!My niece gave birth today to a 7lb 2oz bouncing baby girl!Yey!I'm going to try and see her tomorrow-ish.(ps, yes, I am seriously reading "Couplehood"... It helps me go to sleep)...
Posted by A-1 on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

Ugh, ok, we get it, it’s the New Year... Sheesh.

I actually started writing this last night, stopped, got some whiskey, and then closed the tab when I got home....Tonight, I went to Carl's Jr., which is, to those not in the know, a hamburger joint o...
Posted by A-1 on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:39:00 PST

6 things to make you go: "Hmmmmm..."

I got tagged by Miss A to do a blog thing. I never do them, but I'll give this one a try...*Rules: Each player starts with "6 weird habits/facts about yourself." People who get tagged need to write a...
Posted by A-1 on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:03:00 PST

WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Why am I posting a blog on myspace when I need to be furiously sewing and coloring and gluing, and cutting and and and....*faints*Because I do this every year. Go look at my old blogs if you don't bel...
Posted by A-1 on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:11:00 PST

Gonna eat your brain and steal your knowelege....

If you haven't heard it yet... Here you go. Click on the "Swinging into Action" song.I'll wait... ........There. Brilliant right? I know. I know because I was THERE.On thursday I went to go see "What ...
Posted by A-1 on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:00:00 PST

Suicidal Tendencies, Stupid Weather, My Mother, and other things that happened this week.

Thanksgiving... FUCKING FOOD!It was delicious. Pumpkin cheesecake was better than ever.Finished Princess Bride, I mean, I could barely put it down, I have now moved on to reading Sati, by Christopher ...
Posted by A-1 on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:22:00 PST