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About Me

Greetings Flesh-Bags! I am the Idol of Glory. I enjoy being worshiped, and drinking Beer. Lots of Beer. I mean _ALOT_ alot. I was locked away in someone's dusty kitchen until Captain Joe, Emerald Dawn and Tuff Guy(who names these people?!?) awakened me and helped bring me beer to regain my strength.I now hang out with PJ Dunderhead-er- Slumberson, just because through him, I have found a way to be worshiped anew! I might look to some of you as a Styrofoam mannequin head, but if you were to see me in my true splendor, your eyes would melt from your head! Just like in "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark". Seriously.

My Interests

Being Worshiped, Drinking Beer, Eating Pie, Tricking the mentally feeble(that includes you.), Cross Stitch, Sudoku

I'd like to meet:

People who will worship me and bring me tithes of beer. Or Pie. I love banana cream, and chocolate torte. I don't want to meet any idiots, so that severely limits my options...

Music:

Gregorian Chants, Wails of the Damned, Wails of Agony, Wails of Ecstasy, Whales, Richard Cheese

Movies:

The aforementioned Indiana Jones and its sequels, Shock Treatment, Audition, The Long Long Trailer, Dracula was a Dirty Old Man, Something Wicked This Way Comes, 300

Television:

I usually only watch Brit-Coms, American programs don't do it for me. Except for The Office(US), and The Outer Limits

Books:

How to Trick Everyone by The Idol of Glory, 10001 Dirty Limmericks by Miles O'Kock

Heroes:

My Blog

When Irish eyes are crossing...

Yeah, It took me all day, but I drained that keg.*BUUURRRP*Your omnipotent neighborhood Idol of Glory has had a most delightful St. Patrick’s day, and yes, there was much booze.As soon as my new...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST

I give two shits less then I used to!

Good news everyone!I stopped drinking straight grain alcohol and my eyesight came back! The bad news is that people are fucking ugly. If I could look at the pretty people, but find something to make m...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:11:00 PST

Its a most magical time to be me.

I don't know about you jelly-brains, but I can't get enough of Samhain, aka All Hallows Eve, aka Give me your FUCKING CANDY!I adore going everywhere in disguise, that way I can hit-up the same target ...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

Warnings? Pah!

Has anyone gotten a load of that warning that they now put up on the blog page? "Warning - Please be aware that MySpace is accessed by thousands of users every day; since you do not know every user on...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:31:00 PST

Blow your hand off!

No seriously, I want you to.That would please me greatly. And you fools have to have some M-80's just laying around, its the 4th of-freaking-July.THE IDOL HAS SPOKEN
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

Viva Los Me!

I HAVE BEEN ON A BIRTHDAY BENDER FOR THREE DAYS!WAHOOOOOO!YOU ALL ARE PATHETIC PILES OF EPIDERMIS, MEAT-BAGS, AND YOU SMELL TOO!HAHAHAHAHHAA, I YELL AT YOU LIKE YOUR DAD USED TO.OR SHOULD HAVE.I LOVE ...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:16:00 PST

My this is exciting...

My new fans are doing a really bang-up job of keeping me on a constant buzz. I also like how they change up my beer selection every once in a while.I have been teaching the elderly how to walk into tr...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Easter... Rising? Peh! I did that three times today...

So I was thinking, because inbetween all that worshiping that happens on the "daily", I think.I was thinking about how widespread alcohol abuse is.I mean there are empty cans of beer all around me, bu...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

A winner is YOU

No, I lied.Hahahahaha!The real winner is ME!Thank Me for beer and all the wonder that beer can do. I had lots this weekend, and now I am settling in for a nice long week of more beer.So to all my foll...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST

Don't Mess with a Spartan

So I watched the new movie 300, based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller.I have to say it should've had way more blood in it. In fact, they should've had people to throw blood into the audience like s...
Posted by Idol Of Glory on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST