JACK PASSION IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION OF BEARDS!
Rock 'n' Roll is dead.
Still, only a mere glance at the graveyard will show us that many try to engage the corpse. These necrophilic revival attempts have brought us shameful classic rock rip offs, for which a market only exists so that high school football champions can bump the same music from their Chevy Tahoes without it being "Dad's rock." The decaying flesh of our beloved Rock 'n' Roll cannot take much more of this abuse...
One man, however, has the technology to bring rock back to life...! The new Rock will not be a cyborg, nor a robot: Nay, Jack Passion's new rock lives and breathes! As Victor Frankenstein exclaimed at the birth of his monster, "Its alive!" so shall ye olde Passion at the birth of his. And "alive" just may be the best way to describe it.
When scene kids make music more exclusive than a country club, Passion lights the path out of this dreary circle we march in; His head held high, a torch of red beard-flame.
Embrace life soon.              
More About the Pash
Jack Passion is a soul casserole. He is also a funk salad.
Jack's award winning bass playing can be heard live with Oakland band, Boy in the Bubble. He's veteran of Bay Area bands Iwori, Cnidarians, Morning Theory, Betabel, and Hagen. Jack goes solo any day now.
As of September 1st, 2007, Jack is the world champion of full natural beards. He formerly held the 3rd place title. Maybe you saw him on Leno, Good Morning America, The View, The Early Show, Glenn Becke, or even the Colbert Report?
Shave-It-Or-Save-It, Jack's national charity extravaganza to benefit diet education and school lunch programs has been postponed until the Passion flag flies at a national level.
And ladies, before you go to sleep tonight, remember: Moses talked to God through a burning bush. Maybe its time you did too.
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