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Burke

I Don't Come Down To Where You Work And Slap The Dick Outta Your Mouth

About Me

Quiet, deep thinker. Sometimes shy, sometimes rowdy. I'm a rocker through and through like Joe Dirt. I'm very hairy and by that I mean I have lots of hair growing out of the top of my head and face. I'm sarcastic, laid back, and grunty. (http://www.strikefile.com/images/editor.gif); background-position:center center;"

My Interests

Steel Galvanized Wire Sculpting, Pogonotrophy, Facial Hair Competitions, Music, Bowling, Travel, Tetris, Guitar Solos, Trampolines, Photography, Cleaning, Eating, Frisbee, Vintage and Classic Automobiles.

I'd like to meet:

Les Claypool at the 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships in Brighton, England. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

I'm a bass player, guitarist, a little drums, banjo, baglama, organ, tromboner, trumpeteer, tuba. My first love is and will always be Classic Rock, but I also enjoy playing funk, jazz, metal, folk, and blues. As far as well known music, I enjoy Van Halen, Dream Theater, Led Zeppelin, Primus and Les Claypool bands, Lynyrd Skynyrd, CCR, Pink Floyd, Steve Vai, Blue Oyster Cult, The Who, Victor Wooten, King Diamond, The Beatles, Rush, Peter Gabriel, Steely Dan, Joe Walsh, Blues Traveler, Deep Purple, Earth Wind & Fire, Fog Hat, Manowar, Joe Satriani, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Steve Miller Band, The Eagles, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Band, DragonForce, Foreigner, The Doors, Supertramp, Iron Maiden, Heart, The Allman Brothers Band, 80's Hair Metal bands and even 80's pop.

Movies:

Gangs Of New York, The Sandlot, The Yes Men, 2003 WBMC Documentary: A Harmony Of Curves, A League Of Their Own, Rockstar, Terrorvision, Rocky, Bill & Ted, The Big Lebowski, Kingpin, Angus, Ping Pong, Sleepaway Camp, Jackass, Office Space, Night Of The Creeps, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Detroit Rock City, Pootie Tang, Dirty Work, Sin City, Boogie Nights, many more.

Television:

Cartoon sitcoms, Seinfeld, ATHF, He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe, MR. SHOW, Ren & Stimpy, The Red Green Show, Music DVDs, Anime.

Books:

Flushed With Pride The Story Of Thomas Crapper by Wallace Reyburn. One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History Of Facial Hair by Allan Peterkin. Casey At Bat. The Lord Of The Rings. Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.

Heroes:

Ghostbusters, Ninja Turtles, John Petrucci, Christopher Lloyd, Edward Van Halen, Geddy Lee, Daniel Day Lewis, My Uncle, Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Tom Scholz, Powdered Toast Man, Jack Passion, Sam Elliot

My Blog

Funny.....Story

So I'm sittin on the throne yesterday morning and the phone rings.  I can hear the machine get it and it's my boss.  He's requesting I come in to cover a shift, right now.  Fuck no was ...
Posted by Burke on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:48:00 PST

ME WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR?!?!?!?

Don't worry, this doesn't mean I shaved.  I just found some old pictures from my baby face days, and man are they mind blowing!  I can only assume I still look like this under the essence of...
Posted by Burke on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

The Making of the Swashbuckling Starfish

Hello!  Ya know I've never posted a blog before, so I figured I'd try it out.  You may be thinking to yourself, oh man I bet this blog is gonna suck cause it's his first time.  Well chi...
Posted by Burke on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST