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sam

skeet skeet skeet, weather man bout to make it rain

About Me

I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I want to rule and never, ever explain myself. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little...I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people. -Plainview

My Interests

wonton soup, hoyt pollard, billy redden, monotremes, verbal murder. parasailing, chaps, summer in martha's vineyard, day trips to prague, the polo grounds, aristocracy.

I'd like to meet:

I'm not sure if I'd like to meet most people I admire because I might not have a sound platform for conversation. We talk about each other when we first meet. Most people that you would want to meet have already heard and been forced to say more than enough about themselves.

Music:

the pogues, tom waits, Kris Kristofferson, bob dylan, rod stewart, nick cave, leonard cohen, neil young, buffalo springfield, the streets, john prine, screamin jay hawkins, howlin wolf, Townes Van Zandt, queen, nancy sinatra, regina spektor, CCR, andre nickatina, daniel johnston, some jeff buckley, old pearl jam, southern cross, the handsome family, organic mind unit, r. kelly, johnny cash, willie nelson, eugene chadbourne, lou reed, nirvana, the dueling banjos

Movies:

the conversation is my favorite flick...here are the rest: city of god, dr. zhivago, down by law, basquiat, straw dogs, bound for glory, chungking express, 2046, in the mood for love, air bud: golden reciever, before sunset, before sunrise, five easy pieces, bring me the head of alfredo garcia, american movie, goodfellas, taxi driver, anything with paul newman (before 1980), do the right thing, 25th hour, clockers, badlands, true romance, big lebowski, fargo, grizzly man, little dieter needs to fly, the hills have eyes(new and old), who's that knocking at my door?, mostly anything w/ steve mcqueen or clint eastwood, ghost dog, bronx tale, rushmore, the shining, jeepers creepers(best first half of a horror movie ever made), texas chainsaw massacre(old), the harder they come, trees lounge, all the die hard's, crumb, the devil and daniel johnston, aguirre the wrath of god, most flicks with klaus kinski, the descent, the princess bride, king of marvin gardens, marty

Television:

twin peaks, family guy, ali g., real time w. bill maher, fishing with john, the norm show, curb your enthusiasm, south park, bonanza, i,max, conan, wild boys, entourage, married with children, LOST, DEADWOOD, George Carlin

Books:

the rum diary, tortilla flat, east of eden, cannery row, fear and loathing in las vegas, the sun also rises, studs lonigan. all the king's men, the heart is a lonely hunter, less than zero, the informers, the gingerman, confederacy of dunces, the quare fellow, shakespeare never did this, women, american psycho, the hagakure, lonesome dove, a long long way,

Heroes:

hunter s. thompson, shane mcgowan, tom waits, kris kristofferson, brendan behan, john prine.

My Blog

BELLY: The new hypothetical chicago hip hop superteam

because the auteur of double-up has recently referred to himself as r. belly (check ou the link) and because qwel's moniker is "qwel belly", maybe lamon could get qwel to hook up with r. kelly to make...
Posted by sam on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:48:00 PST

OMG, i just replied to nikki's survey, HB (holler back)

Body: This is called FIRST REACTION... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these 41 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Repost it ...
Posted by sam on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:53:00 PST

Response to Mandy Boyko's survey

Yo, this is the first survey thing i done.  holler at it.1. What song do you associate your first love with?will you be there, michael jackson (From Free Willy) 2. What is your Ipod's name?i dont...
Posted by sam on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

New Book Release: Behind the Mask

Today I have released a new book. It is called "Behind the Mask: A Photographic Narrative Involving Trials, Failures, and Successes." It uses it's photographic narrative structure (comprised of 52 ori...
Posted by sam on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

Trapped in the Closet: The Story: (Part One)

INTRO: So i gots to write this story for my fiction class that includes 2-3 characters and a central problem. I figured I might as well put tha Closet into full effect. Here's what happened. holla ba...
Posted by sam on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:20:00 PST

Trapped in the Attic: (Chapter One)

its seven o clock in the morning, writin in my diary i;m gonna be famous, as long as they aint findin me then a voice yells who the fuck there from downstairs, i look through the floorboards, some sol...
Posted by sam on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:35:00 PST

kirsten dunst, sharks, etc....interview with the vampire

Tell me if this is fucked up. I'm staring to think that kirsten dunst is hot. She's annoying as fuck, but she grows on you in some weird way. what do you think? she's annoying, but she's hot. or is sh...
Posted by sam on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:30:00 PST

Late rergistraion, killa

just copped the new ye, and ams a little dissatisfied. howevr, there is one track, killa.... knock knock, who's there? killa cam, killa WHO?    killa cam hustla, grinda, guerilla ...
Posted by sam on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 04:17:00 PST

oh, and sea otters


Posted by sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

apart from the platypus and alligator, this is my favorite animal.


Posted by sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST