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Mustachio Furioso

Fuck you. Save me a seat on the short bus, asshole.

About Me

One day you'll see me in the World Beard and Moustache Championships. I wish I had Gene Wilder's hair. I keep an unkempt beard most of the time. I cuss like no one's fuckin business. I have two cats. I spend way too much time on the internet. I drink way too much coffee. I spend hours messing with what ends up being pointless electronics projects. I spend a lot of time boring my friends with info on Henry W. Coe state park. I can sit through books or movies but I'd much rather be listening to music and working on a project. I try way too hard to be funny in front of my friends or new people and annoy my girlfriend by trying to make a joke at her expense every five minutes. Also, I was ahead of the game, talking about vaginas before anybody else did. (Thanks Chuck)If you want to learn more about how boring I am visit my website.My Flickr photos:
http://www.myheritage.com

My Interests

The Art Nouveau & Arts and Crafts movement. Hiking and backpacking at Henry W. Coe state park. Photography. Hobby electronics/making guitar effects. Recording music.

I'd like to meet:

People like you who appreciate the finer things in life like Starbucks coffee and Costco hot dogs.

Music:

Almost anything...Zappa, Edgard Varese, Modest Mussorgsky, Steely Dan, CCR, Chuck Berry, early 90's gangsta rap...I'll give anything a try except house/trance/jungle/ and new age hippie music.

Movies:

Windy City Heat (finally on DVD folks!), You See Me Laughin', Deep Blues, 200 Motels, Baby Snakes, The Dub Room Special, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Donnie Darko, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), The Jerk, Goodfellas, Casino, and of course, the critically acclaimed always-nominated-never-award-winning Air Bud 2: Golden Receiver.

Television:

Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, How Clean Is Your House?, I Shouldn't Be Alive, First 48, The Best of the Joy of Painting (that's Bob Ross people!) California's Gold, California's Golden Parks.

Books:

"and what is the use of a book," thought Alice, "without pictures or conversations?'

Heroes:

I like mine with no mayo or produce. Just meat and cheese. Thank you.

My Blog

Daniel's 80's Costume Party Pics

For those who don't know, Daniel (aka D-Dawg) had a celebrity 80's themed party this weekend. Many famous faces showed up:The birthday boy as Prince:Dee Snider:Sloth from Goonies:Punky Brewster (and B...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

I Adopted A Black Baby

Yes, you read that right. I decided to adopt a black baby. Tonight I met my baby for the first time after months of looking at photos of her. It feels so good to have her home. She's so fresh and so c...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

The Descent

I really don't have time for this. It's late and I'm fucking tired and psychologically damaged but I need to tell everyone.I just saw The Descent which means I just left a theater not knowing what the...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST

Lawless Lincoln Ave!

Today was Carmen's 5th birthday party. On the way there Jessica stopped at Jamba Juice for "breakfast". We walk in and stand in line. Someone comes in behind us and takes their place at the end of the...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 07:00:00 PST

Infarto

Azteca America. It's a Mexican television network. And it's the bomb shizzy shiznit for two reasons: hot mexican girls and the most fucked up show in the world- Infarto.I'm gonna assume I don't need t...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 01:37:00 PST

For all those who missed it, here's your chance.

For those of you who don't know, Saturday night was Michelle and our friend Terry's birthday. The video game Karaoke Revolution was to be a focal point of the night, just as it was two weeks ago at Je...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

CSI: We Suck

It's been a while since I've posted an opinionated blog and last night I got the ammo and drive to make me do it. In case you didn't know it, I absolutely hate CSI and Law and Order (including all of ...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:08:00 PST

Tag

Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged" as it was passed on to me:The first player of this game starts with the "6 strange facts or habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a b...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:43:00 PST

Corteo's Curtain Call

Well, my first Manpower assignment working at Cirque Du Soleil is finally over. A few days ago I couldn't wait for it to end-it was almost like the final days of high school (which I can barely rememb...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

Fuck MILFs

Ever since American Pie hit theaters back in 1999, the term MILF has slowly entered the English language lexicon. I say slowly because it seemed that at first only kids around my age (then 19) knew wh...
Posted by Esqueleto Rumbero on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:57:00 PST