I'd like to meet:
I've always wanted to meet an alien. Not an illegal one, a real alien. I think if I met an alien we'd have a lot to talk about. What's the weather like on its planet? Do they have fish? How do they bone? Things like that. If they had hands, I'd teach them to golf. I'd introduce them to the finer side of microwavable cheeseburgers and top ramen. Then I'd show them how to use a toilet because I don't want alien shit all over my house.I'd also like to meet a Jedi so I can learn the ways of the force. I think that would be real pratical in my life right now. Imagine...I'm at a bar, walking up to a girl.... Me: "Do you wanna dance?" Girl: "With you? Ummm...no.? Me: " You wanna dance." Girl: "I wanna dance."Of course when I dance I usually look like I'm having some sort of seizure but I could prolly use the force to make the girl think I danced like Justin Timberlake. Not that I pay close attention to JT or anything.I'd be able to do cool things like grab a brew from the fridge without having to get up. I'd drive a golf ball like 4 miles and get a hole in one every single time I played. I could go to the store and get smokes in like 5 seconds flat. I could learn Kung-Fu and fight Samuel L. Jackson...oh wait....wrong movie.I'd also like to meet God so I can ask him why he made ducks look so ridiculous.
Music:
Music...well...I hate country. I mean I really can't stand it. I like funk (P-funk, Earth, Wind and Fire, James Brown). I dig old skool rap and high NRG. I'm getting used to techno because it's real easy to mix. I like Grunge, heavy metal, alternative, Weird Al...you get the picture. Just know that I hate country.
Movies:
I like all types of movies. Comedies, drama, action, Kung-Fu, Sci-Fi. Everything except for French films. Not that I have anything against frogs it's just that they have a warped sense of humor which I find neither funny nor interesting.
Television:
Don't really watch too much TV. If I have to it's the Cartoon Network because that's what my kids like.
Books:
Oh jeez, where do I start with this. Well my favorite authors are: Steven King, Piers Anthony, R.A. Salvatore, Dean Koontz, Issac Asimov, the list goes on...
Heroes:
Bill Gates. Why? Well sure he stole the GUI interface from Steve Wozniak who stole the idea from Xerox. Have you seen his wife though? The guy is an uber dork and he pulled that chick? Okay, I know she's just there for the money but do you think when he wakes up in the morning and looks over he really cares? Money can't buy love but if you have enough at least you can rent it for a while.