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D-Dawg

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've always wanted to meet an alien. Not an illegal one, a real alien. I think if I met an alien we'd have a lot to talk about. What's the weather like on its planet? Do they have fish? How do they bone? Things like that. If they had hands, I'd teach them to golf. I'd introduce them to the finer side of microwavable cheeseburgers and top ramen. Then I'd show them how to use a toilet because I don't want alien shit all over my house.I'd also like to meet a Jedi so I can learn the ways of the force. I think that would be real pratical in my life right now. Imagine...I'm at a bar, walking up to a girl.... Me: "Do you wanna dance?" Girl: "With you? Ummm...no.? Me: " You wanna dance." Girl: "I wanna dance."Of course when I dance I usually look like I'm having some sort of seizure but I could prolly use the force to make the girl think I danced like Justin Timberlake. Not that I pay close attention to JT or anything.I'd be able to do cool things like grab a brew from the fridge without having to get up. I'd drive a golf ball like 4 miles and get a hole in one every single time I played. I could go to the store and get smokes in like 5 seconds flat. I could learn Kung-Fu and fight Samuel L. Jackson...oh wait....wrong movie.I'd also like to meet God so I can ask him why he made ducks look so ridiculous.

Music:

Music...well...I hate country. I mean I really can't stand it. I like funk (P-funk, Earth, Wind and Fire, James Brown). I dig old skool rap and high NRG. I'm getting used to techno because it's real easy to mix. I like Grunge, heavy metal, alternative, Weird Al...you get the picture. Just know that I hate country.

Movies:

I like all types of movies. Comedies, drama, action, Kung-Fu, Sci-Fi. Everything except for French films. Not that I have anything against frogs it's just that they have a warped sense of humor which I find neither funny nor interesting.

Television:

Don't really watch too much TV. If I have to it's the Cartoon Network because that's what my kids like.

Books:

Oh jeez, where do I start with this. Well my favorite authors are: Steven King, Piers Anthony, R.A. Salvatore, Dean Koontz, Issac Asimov, the list goes on...

Heroes:

Bill Gates. Why? Well sure he stole the GUI interface from Steve Wozniak who stole the idea from Xerox. Have you seen his wife though? The guy is an uber dork and he pulled that chick? Okay, I know she's just there for the money but do you think when he wakes up in the morning and looks over he really cares? Money can't buy love but if you have enough at least you can rent it for a while.

My Blog

There once was this man from Nantuckett

I'm a big fan of music.  I listen to it when I drive, when I am on my computer, here at work etc.  It soothes me and makes my daily events a little more tolerable.  I know I have talked...
Posted by D-Dawg on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:33:00 PST

Boy, do I love bacon.

I think a lot of people lose sight of friendship.  And I am talking about real friendship here.  People in your life who stick by you no matter what.  Not people who claim to be your fr...
Posted by D-Dawg on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST

Ninja shitting

So there I was, at work taking a piss at the urinal and minding my own business.  I was just standing there admiring the stream when I felt a fart coming.  So that was what it was, all day l...
Posted by D-Dawg on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:15:00 PST

please, for the love of god, GO to rehab...

Amy Winehouse.  So she's all over the news and she's cancelling concerts and what not and not that this has impacted my little fluffy square of heaven but I am forced to hear about it.  Here...
Posted by D-Dawg on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:38:00 PST

Whoa oh ooooh listen to the music...

Today I was out in the world and I happened to see a gaggle of rather fine looking ladies.  As I was doing perverted things to them in my mind I got to thinking.  I'd tell you my thoughts bu...
Posted by D-Dawg on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:48:00 PST

Movie review: The Transformers

You know there are few things that I really enjoyed during my childhood.  Swimming, bike riding, Star Wars, summer vacation, etc.  One of those things happens to be a little cartoon called T...
Posted by D-Dawg on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner...

Why do people always try to get over?  I mean there are certain things that are just understood in society.  To ask or just assume that these rules will be bent because you raise your voice ...
Posted by D-Dawg on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

Apparently a maroon Honda is my Kryptonite.

Hello there blog junkies.  Long time no read and all that.  I've been avoiding you people because there really hasn't been much on my mind.  Last night though I had something happen tha...
Posted by D-Dawg on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:15:00 PST

Every move you make, every step you take...

You know what I don't get?  I haven't bloggedin 3 months right?  And still every single week I have hits to my blogs.  Not even like one or two either but at leat 10 a week.  What ...
Posted by D-Dawg on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

I'm on a mexican radio...

Okay, okay folks, it's time I fessed up.  I, your most honored and fantastically sexy writer, has been living a double life.  I know, I know.  Just when you think you know a guy.  ...
Posted by D-Dawg on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST