going to the beach, reading underground comics, dancing to 80's music, playing the ukulele, singing, writing, my crazy cats Harlequinn and Delgado, voiding urine, chasing waterfalls ,smoking crack, antique cameos, tattoos, vintage clothes, vintage jewelery, hats with veils, seahorses, music from the 1920's and 30's, serial killers, art and tattoos by sophie crumb, my Johnny's comix, being sarcastic, making fun of people, falling down stairs, clothes, learning from mistakes but making the same ones over and over again just for fun, more clothes, avoiding people who are evil and suck, talking a bunch of shit, compulsively washing my hands, checking for headlice, more clothes, being obsessed with people who have bad plastic surgery, telling people that my boyfriend is actually my dad, menstruating, wearing costumes every day, being addicted to sleeping pills, winning the lottery-preferably the mega millions one. I have a dollar and a dream.
I'd like to meet:
I want to meet people who sit in chairs, eat food, and
have one big eye in the middle of their face. I want to meet the brilliant composer who wrote the Mr. Softee ice cream Truck theme song.Uh, let me think...
Oh yeah- and anyone who wants to give me stuff. And people who won't touch any of my stuff.
Also, Amy Sedaris(she can't unfry things), Al Columbia, and ghosts.
I shall one day marry Elliot Offen from Howard Stern. He is so not gay!
I do not want to meet any stalkers, so please just continue following me from a distance....
Uh, that's about it...okay bye now...it's been swell but the swellings gone down.
Oh, and these guys:
Music:
The band I sing and play in has a profile on myspace....The East River String Band so Get thee there now! oh yeah and I like MSR Song Poems, Gourmet Scum, The Zit Remedy/The Zits, The Beach Boys,Black Sabbath, Ween,Tom Jones, Aimee Mann,The Beatles, Nirvana,some punk,some new wave,some 60's garage,Janis Joplin, Air Supply,Styx, Queen,Journey,Skip James, 80's, Garage, Wizard's Beard,East River String Band(some self promotion),Devo,Iron Maiden, The Move, Olivia Newton-John, Powerpuff Girls soundtrack, Butthole Surfers, Parliament, Funkadelic, Rudimentary Peni, Jello Biafra,They Might Be Giants,Jon Brion, Gravediggaz, ELO, Tomorrow, The 13th Floor Elevators, The Standells,The Ventures,Duran Duran, the Go-Go's, Queen, The Alarm, The B52's, A Chorus Line soundtrack, Chicago soundtrack, Cat Stevens, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young,The Byrds, Donna Summer,Dead Kennedys,The Kinks(old stuff),The Yardbirds, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Bob Dylan, Richard Cheese-Lounge Against the Machine,Violent Femmes, Fiona Apple,TLC, Salt and Pepa,Charles Manson,The Who,Abba,Crass, Chumbawumba,Choking Victim,Leftover Crack,Apples In Stereo,Gwar,Bitches With Problems,Metallica(old),Def Leopard,Guns 'n Roses,XTC, Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack, old Michael Jackson/Jackson Five, music from the 20's and 30's like Memphis Minnie, Ma Rainey, Hattie Hart, Victoria Spivey, The Boswell Sisters, Charley Patton, Skip James, Memphis Jug band,Sam Chatmon, Lucille Bogan, um... The Roulette Sisters, and the list can go on and on...I have a very eclectic taste in music and honestly do like Air Supply and Abba...hey-they wrote damn good pop songs! Leave me alone!
Movies:
Off the Charts, The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, Night of the Hunter, Secretary, Fire Walk With Me, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, Playmate of the Apes, Spiderbabe(john bacchus rules!), Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther movies,Young Frankenstein,Normal,Carrie,12 Monkeys, Donnie Darko, Bucket of Blood, Happiness, Freaks, Freeway, The Shining, Amelie, Billy Elliot, The Baby, Blood Freak, American Splendor, anything on the lifetime network involving amnesia, incest, and beatings, Rosemary's Baby, Chuck and Buck, Hair, texas chainsaw massacre(original one), Alien and Aliens, The Thing, Fire in the sky, Monster,The Fisher King,Ghost World,Planet of the Apes, Brazil,Welcome to the Dollhouse,Fear, Anxiety, and Depression,Cabin Fever, The Panic in Needle Park,Polyesther, Pink Flamingos,Frankenhooker,Napoleon Dynamite,Buffalo 66,the X-Men movies,both Spiderman movies(yes I am a NERD!)Lots of documentaries like Paradise Lost parts 1 and 2, Kurt and Courtney,Capturing the Friedmans, The Selling of a Serial Killer, Hell House,Mr. Death,Whole, Just Melvin, um...How come TNT plays The Shawshank Redemption and A Few Good Men like 20 times a day? And why have I watched them hundreds of times?uh....Did you know that Highlander was a documentary shot in real time?
Television:
Strangers with Candy,Six Feet Under, Oz, Sopranos, Mr. Show,Tom Goes to the Mayor, Strangers with Candy, Crank Yankers, Trigger Happy TV,lifetime channel, E channel,Joan Rivers Fashion Police, public access,Strangers with Candy, discovery channel, American Idol(yeah, I know.), Mystery Science Theatre,Little House on the Prairie, Roseanne, Da Ali G Show, Get a Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Brak,Tom Goes to the Mayor,Soap,Brady Bunch,Strangers with Candy,My So-Called Life,Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High in all it's incarnations, Strangers with Candy...Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy,Strangers with Candy.
p.s. Strangers with Candy.
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Books:
Some books and authors:Neil's book of the dead,Greek and Roman mythology, Stephen King, Shirley Jackson fiction, Al franken, true crime, Geek Love, Freaks, House of Stairs, underground comics like Love and Rockets,Sandman, Eightball, Hate, Robert and Aline Crumb, Sophie Crumb, The Biologic Show, and some Batman like the Dark Knight Returns and arkham asylum, any Batman with the Joker and/or Harlequinn, and of course Archie! Why won't Archie make up his goddamn mind already?
I mean WHAT THE FUCK?? Why can't he see how nice
Betty is? And how mean Veronica is? I have written
several thousand letters to the Archie comics
publishers and all I got for my efforts was a restraining
order. But the joke's on them-hahahaha! I know where
they all live!!! DO THEY THINK I CAN BE IGNORED???
.....sob.... okay. I'm okay now.....sniff..... cheesy John Sanford thrillers, cheesier Sidney Sheldon, Clan of the Cave Bear series(especially those tender parts where the wooly mammoths are doing it), Toni Morrison,I'm with the Band, sci-fi like Clifford Simak and Ray Bradbury, The Love You Make, Kurt Vonnegut, Wally Lamb, David Sedaris(he is a genius!),lots of young adult fiction like William Sleator, Paul Zindel, Norma Fox Mazer, Daniel Pinkwater,John Madsen, and Cynthia Voight...(I am writing a young adult novel so if you happen to be a publisher please make me rich...),books about how fucked up George W. Bush is,P.S. Your Cat is Dead,Good Times/Bad Times, Invisible Man,Uncle Tom's Children, some horror novels and short stories especially Richard Matheson,Denis Etchison, Stephen King, Clive Barker, John Saul, Bentley Little, Richard Laymon, some thriller type crap like Jeffrey Deaver and Iris Johannson, Push by Sapphire, The Joys of Motherhood,all Twin Peaks related books like Laura Palmer's diary, but especially Dale Cooper's autobiography,The Woman Warrior,I Know this Much is True,and Wicked is one of the best novels i've read all year..I will stop now because this list is endless...I lied-it just ended.
Heroes:
Dr. Zizmor, the Joker and Harlequinn, Elliot Offen from Howard Stern-(stop saying he is gay!), Memphis Minnie,Todd Solondz, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Larry David, Junior the dog,and whoever invented the little hard things at the end of the shoelaces-they are called AGLETS!!!!!!!
And did I mention Al Columbia is god?
