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The Official Robyn Myspace Page

ooooops....I crapped my pants!

About Me


ENOUGH ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT MY SON!!!!!!! NO WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"A very white trash pregnancy"


OUR OTHER BABIES:Big Daddy!

My Interests

MY FAVORITE ARTIST: MARK RYDEN



Pals o' mine:

MY LOVE:

I'd like to meet:

JUST LIKE DADDY:
MY SISSY EDEN..she smells like a dirty horse!
MY NEW SITE: COMING IN 2007!!!!WWW.LOWLEEPOP.COM
PLEASE ADD MY OLD BAND: http://www.myspace.com/bettesarchenemy

Music:

I enjoy the sweet sounds of Neil Diamond's skin flute!

Movies:

BORAT!!!! Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty wind, Man on the Moon, Shattered glass, Fight club, But I'm A Cheerleader, Pumpkin, Ghost world, Trees Lounge, Buffalo 66, Gummo, 200 cigarettes, A Bronx tale, Goodfellas, Elf, Ray, Walk the line.

Television:

LUCKY LOUIE, THE OFFICE, ROCKSTAR, SOPRANO'S, Curb your enthusiasm, Mr. Show, 90210 and Melrose Reruns, Degrassi the Next generation, Seinfeld, King of Queens, Lifetime movies with Meridith Baxter Berney and any prostitute special on HBO!!!!!

Books:

Howard Stern: Mrs. America

Heroes:

BOLOGNA, AMERICAN CHEESE WITH MUSTARD!

My Blog

Dear Sleep,

Dear Sleep, Where have you been? I have been thinking about you all month! I am worried....what happened to us...we used to be such close pals.......remember the good old days when we used to be ...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

ADVICE ON PREGNANCY

To those who want to become pregnant..here is the only piece of advice you will need: DO NOT TAKE ADVICE FROM ANYONE! Thank you, Robyn
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

Giving Birth!

Ok, I'll make this fast since I have to feed my little dude soon.... Friday night: Arrived at Hospital at 6:30pm Induced by cervical gel at 8pm and hooked up to IV (pain meds) Saturday morning: L...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:36:00 PST

See you tomorrow Lucas!!!!

Yes, you heard right....Baby Lucas will be arriving tomorrow (OCTOBER 7th) afternoon/evening!!!!! I couldn't be more excited, elated and scared shitless.  I have to be induced due to a certa...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

Chicken Soup for the fat bitchy pregnant woman!

Help....Can't sleep...yes, I know I will barely sleep when I have a newborn....but I won't be contracting every hr, carrying around an extra 40lbs and have hot dog fingers and potato toes! If I h...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:53:00 PST

Shoot me!

Lots O' painful Contractions tonight..but not too close...feeling weak and fevery....my hands and feet are so swollen they hurt....must deliver now or I will inplode!
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

From Uterus to Uranus

11:00am: So something is definately happening in there! Yesterday I was contracting all day (but not as painful as the "true" labor ones are)....then by 8pm it started to get closer...20 min apart to ...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

Baby Bliss & Blues part II

Well seems like I'm not dilated or effaced yet, nor has he dropped...I'm hoping my next visit (October 6th) will show something different. I'm disappointed, but I know I still have a few weeks le...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

Baby Bliss & Blues...part I

Well as you all know Rob and I have been very happily married for over 2 years now and have decided in January that we wanted to start a family...the truth is we really needed a drummer for our b...
Posted by FIRE CROTCH on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:17:00 PST