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Eve L. Hazard

Alis Volat Propris

About Me


A U-235 atom is so unstable that a blow from a single
neutron is enough to split it and henceforth bring on a
chain reaction. When a U-235 atom splits, it gives off
energy in the form of heat and Gamma radiation, which
is the most powerful form of radioactivity and the most
lethal.

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Blessed is she, who in the name of derby and derby will,
shepherds the pack through the valley of darkness, for
she is truly her sister's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to
poison and destroy my sisters. And you will know my
name is Eve L. Hazard when I lay my vengeance
upon thee!
Someone Set Us Up the BOMBSHELLS!
I'm proud to be an ATOMIC BOMBSHELL
My Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game I play is tried, true and effective: hard to get.
I know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and I'm a challenge that is worth the chase.
I am a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
I am controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
My style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that I have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's...
..yeah, I'm skilled at inspiring a chase. ;}

My Interests

need more evil!

art deco, art nouveau, atomic bombshells, being bad, blackberries, blizzards, bones, books, bridges, broken pottery, caligraphy, cemeteries, circuit bending, coctail parties, collages, computers, corsets, costumes, crows, damselflies, dangerous things, dark beer, dark coffee, dark eyes, day of the dead, decay, derby, dictionaries, dragonflies, dreams, dressing up, electricity, electronica, etymology, evilness, fairy tales, fashion magazines, film, finland, fire, fireflies, fur, gardening, gardens, genealogy, good pens, hat boxes, hats, heathens, herbs, high heels, history, kimonos, knockin' dem bitches down!, language, laptops, leather, lightning, liner notes, lipstick, logic, making art, making music, marie laveau, mirrors, monkeys, motorcycles, mountains, movies, music, my cat, my daughter, mysteries, mythology, nebulas, noam chomsky, nursery rhymes, oceans, old gods, old movies, photography, power tools, pretty rocks, psychology, puns, pushing girls down, quads, rain, raptors, reading, reindeer, rollerderby, rollerskating, rose thorns, saami, scary things, science, science fiction, shell skeletons, shopping, silence, silk, singing, spiders, stories, storms, sushi, swimming, tattoos, thai food, the arctic circle, theater, theremins, thrift stores, thunder, traveling, tree climbing, vampire movies, vintage clothes, water, whales, wild things, winter, wolves, writing

I'd like to meet:


Smart, sassy, interesting, playful people. I'd especially
like to meet you evil geniuses out there to, you know,
add to my collection.

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And now for a list of random time wasters....

retrokitten - a networking resource for models, photographers, performers, artists, and roller derby!

MN Rollergirls a group on Gather.com for MNRG fans and skaters

flickr - yay! pictures!
edsroom - oh the mockery! the drama! the hate!
Livejournal - the whining! the suffering! the angst! needs more angst!
Roller Girls are now on Livejournal, too! But with very little whining or angst, thankfully.

IMVU - 3D Chat Program - with avatars!
There - Pretty cool online virtual world. Supposed to be good for you.
google earth - omfg! this is so friggin' cool i can barely stand it!!! seriously, it will consume hours.

There we have it... virtual interweb as we were told it would be, sorta.
What I want to know is, where's my damned WetWare , eh??!!

Music:



16 Horsepower, Air, Laurie Anderson, Atmosphere, Angelo Badalamenti, Avengers, Bad Brains, Erykah Badu, Bauhaus, Blondie, Mari Boine, David Bowie, Kate Bush, Disposable Heros of Hiphoprisy, Butthole Surfers, Cab Calloway, Johnny Cash, Sheila Chandra, Cocteau Twins, Leonard Cohen, Coil, Concrete Blonde, Cowboy Junkies, Crash Worship, Dead Can Dance, Dirty Three, Doors, Nick Drake, Dresden Dolls, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brian Eno, Duke Ellington, Eurythmics, Everything but the Girl, Flaming Lips, Michael Franti, Fugees, Future Sounds of London, Diamanda Galás, Gang of Four, Garmarna, Gipsy Kings, Philip Glass, Golden Palominoes, Gold Frapp, Gry, Heart, Hedningarna, Hifana, Hildegard von Bingen, Billie Holiday, Juno Reactor, Yoko Kano, Kinks, Kraftwerk, Kronos Quartet, DJ Krush, Lamb, Legendary Pink Dots, Lhasa, Massive Attack, M.I.A., Morphine, Múm, Muslimgauze, Negativeland, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Sinéad O'Conner, Jocelyn Pook, Portishead, Pogues, Prince, Ramones, Robert Johnson, DJ Shadow, Patti Smith, Snakefarm, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Southern Culture on the Skids, Spearhead, DJ Spooky, Stoa, Tiger Lilies, Timbuk 3, Tones on Tail, Tricky, Sophie Tucker, Us3, Tom Waits, Hank Williams 3, Wimme, X, Zap Mama, Hector Zazou, Zurround

Movies:

The Adventures of Baron von Munchausen, The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension, Amelie, American Astronaut, Angel Heart, Beauty and the Beast (Cocteau), Benny and Joon, Best in Show, Better Off Dead, The Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade Runner, Black Orpheus, Boondock Saints, Brain Candy, Brazil, Caberet, Dark Crystal, Dark Star, Dead Man, Der Blaue Engel, Down by Law, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fear of a Black Hat, Fire Walk with Me, Freaks, Free Enterprise, Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2, Greaser's Palace, Harry Potter et all, Heavenly Creatures, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Henry & June, Hero, The Hunger, Iron Giant, Labyrinth, Léon the Professional, Like Water for Chocolate, The Lion in Winter, Lord of the Rings et all, Lost in Translation, The Marzipan Pig, Meet the Feebles, MirrorMask, Mystery Men, Napoleon Dynamite, Nightmare Before Christmas, Notorious, Orpheus (Cocteau), Pi, Pippi Longstocking (1969), The Producers, Repo Man, Rock n Roll High School, The Secret of NIMH, The Secret of Roan Inish, Serenity, The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934), Spirited Away, Sweet Charity, Tombstone, To Wong Foo, Usual Suspects, Velvet Goldmine, Waiting for Guffman, Wings of Desire, Wizards, Young Frankenstein

Television:

Adult Swim, Arrested Developement, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica (new one), the Daily Show, Drawn Together, Farscape, FireFly, Fraggle Rock, Invader Zim, Kids in the Hall, Metalocalypse, the Mind of Mencia, Red Dwarf, Sifl & Oly, the Sopranos, Star Trek, Twin Peaks, Wonder Showzen

Books:

Catagories:
Historical Fiction, Hard SF, Fairy Tales, (some) Poetry, Reference

Authors:
Pearl S. Buck, C.J. Cherryh, Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, Robert Graves, Frank Herbert, Tanith Lee, James A. Michener, James Douglas Morrison, Anaïs Nin, Clarissa Pinkola-Estes, Thomas Pynchon, Kim Stanely Robinson, Mary Renault, J.K. Rowling, William Shakespeare (natch), Ntozake Shange, Neal Stephenson, Hunter S. Thompson, J.R.R. Tolkien

Heroes:

mom, dad, my step-monster, jopy, john stewart & steven colbert.

What will be my Edward Gorey death?

My Blog

My Inner Bombshell?

Yeah okay, maybe once upon a time... Who is your  inner bombshell? Va-Va-Voom! You're inner Bombshell is Mae West. You've definitly got a lot of wit, a lot of smarts, and you know how to use ...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

Lego Roller Derby?!

Flippin' Sweet!To see the whole layout, click HERE....
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Article on 12/9/06 bout:: MNRG vs No Coast Derby Girls

Now Playing in St. Paul/Minneapolis: Minnesota RollerGirlsby ~ Frick! The Discount Musical Prankster"~ This Article's Images ยป ...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:08:00 PST

Rollerskating video from 1981!

Thanks to the Green Country Roller Girls for reposting this gem. ...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST

Btw, did I happen to mention....

...My profile on RetroKitten has been picked for the current issue's Featured Derby Girl article?  No?  Well it has!...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Lord of the Rinks!

Check this shite out, yo!Mae Kim Beg, Glam Slam, Hot Dish, D. Railer, and Bonnie Rotten- with a few special appearances by Mae Kim's ass! Very funny 80's-like short, it's Xanadu crossed with Mean Girl...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 05:47:00 PST

Don't look now, but your receptionist is sporting a black eye

Fast girls on wheels give roller derby a new spinDon't look now, but your receptionist is sporting a black eyeclick here for the article and here for the video...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST

The signs and such....

Today the wonderful Mr. Jopy and I announce to our friends, family and the whole lot of you our intentions to marry one another.If the religious nuts of the world are wrong and the world doesn't end t...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

New Barbies for the Twin Cities!!

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Twin Cities market: Edina BarbieThis princess Barbie is only sold at Galleria.  She comes with an assortment...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:30:00 PST

Minnesota Rollergirls' video on The Roy website!

Video is from the last bout:  http://theroy.org/  (The link is in the middle of the page / Look for the girl w/ the neon green stripe on her helmet - that's my teammate The B...
Posted by Eve L. Hazard on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:36:00 PST