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The band Archive 45 met whilst munging through the tip, searching and scrabbling about for vinyl or any old shit that other humanoids have dumped - it all started when Da Boom Boom head down looking knocked into the Bass - cussing they backed off giving each other the look...as the Bass backs off he hits the voice in the nuts - fuuuuuuuck screams the voice - the lord with head in a box of records jumps up - who the fuck was that you have a fuckin awsome voice man whats yer name - im Victor the voice he replies - cheers said the voice and carries on munging - screaming picks up an old kids guitar and start thrashing the fuck out of it - now i wanna be your dog like Riff screaming out of the - out of tune - heap of shit - the Bass stops in his tracks - drops the piece of shit in his hands and turns to the screaming lord - holy crap how the shit did you get that sceaching screams out of that heap of shit - the screamer looks him in the eye and says "its in the wrist its its all in the wrist - who the fuck is asking - im Benny - Benny the Bass - Whatever says the lord and carries on about his business - Da boom boom has found 2 biscuit tins and is beating the fuck outa these tins with 2 wooden Forks brought back from Africa in the 60's and gathered dust for 40 years - the voice starts doin a jig like the old fucker in the Deliverence he is transfixed to the beat - the lord sees this and gives out an ear curling riff from this kids guitar - the voice is upping the pace - Da Boom Boom is beating the tins - Benny the Bass has found a ball of string and a an old coat rack he's winding the string to the four coat prongs and winds it round the base - Screaming is screaching the voice is jigging and Da boom boom is beating the tins - benny start plucking the strings and the most rythmic sounds come into the mix - the voice start wailing howling about an old raincoat - a cacophony of sound is flying round the tip - OI YOU FUCKERs SHUT THE FUCK UP - YOU SOUND LIKE SOME SHIT FROM MY OLD MANS ARCHIVE 45 COLLECTION ............................................................ ..... MyGen Profile Generator