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The Drunk Tale of Apocalipstick
Chapter 1: City of Sin Beginnings
Once upon a time, there was a very friendly, then very veeeery friendly drunk girl named Abigail. That was until she hit the point of hitting, bitchy drunk. We called her Crabbygail and we forced Julia to be Designated Driver. Crabbygail and Designated Julia met in Vegas realizing they were both learning guitar and drums, so why the hell not start a band called Apocalipstick? Nevermind they lived 2 hours away with only bi-annual band practices supplemented with mp3 email exchanges to become a start-up, virtual band.
Chapter 2: Becoming a Real Band
Then one day, Crabbygail's 17 year old little sister, Jenna Jailbait tagged along to band practice. To their surprise the little one knew the guitar solo Crabbygail hadn't even learned yet. Who knew the choir geek could outplay them? But the harmony-infused show tune sisters and rocked out drums were missing something. So they stole it. They stole acerbic, beer buddy SarcAmy from fellow local band Librans Fall . Finally, having turned a (buzzed) blind eye to the band slutting, APOCALIPSTICK WAS COMPLETE!!!!
Chapter 3: Tragedy Strikes
As is well known, Apocalipstick is always single, even when boyfriended. But alas, Julia, faced with a long distance boyfriend and day job life was unable to fulfill her Apocalipstick 24/7 required obsession. Saddened, they looked to Craigslist to deliver many talented drummers…the Dot Dot, too in demand, Mike Manhands, too cute and too single…and then they met Drummer Doug. Oh beautiful Doug, complete with 6 pack - make that 8 pack, cock tat, a prettier hairdo than us, and kickass beats completed the girl band. Now we have a full time boy drummer to full time beat up on!
Chapter 4: Where There's Smoke…
Armed with the amazing, new drummer, Apocalipstick was geared for world domination! The band was suddenly getting a flurry of screaming fans and back-to-back gigs! But this left our band slut, Sarcamy, too tired to perform her duties to their highest capacity. As good as she is, she finally chose the monogamy that high maintenance Apocalipstick demands! The band was relieved to finally have a full-time rhythm section! Unfortunately, relief was premature…uhh…celebration, as the unexpected happened...
We all know pretty boy Doug is hot, but someone must have forgotten to water the drummer because one sunny afternoon he spontaneously combusted! We are currently dusting off drummer bits and seeking a well hydrated drummer…
Chapter 5: Feels So Good to be a Girl Band Again
After an arduous search we finally found a well hydrated (as in drinks like a fish hydrated) new drummer GIRL! Talented, beautiful, and rockin’ fun, Jeannette fits right in! After so many boy problems, it feels good to be a girl band once again!