MICROCOSM OF THE WORLD....A Scarstruck fairytale if you will....There once were 5 guys who knew each other. Each one of these guys were
pretty pissed off so the decided to start the most meanest, fiercest, extreme band in the whole world. They all grew there hair out. They decided to buy camoflage pants and army boots from a army surplus store. They all bought musical instruments. The 5 guys would practice for hours at the volume of 11 after their fry cookin shifts from Wendys...remember kids.... Wendy's is open late for the cheeba induced munchie run you get at 2am. They started gettin' the eye of the neighborhood promoter and soon started doing shows at the local extreme musical club in town. They stood around and made mean faces to everybody who talked to them and when they played there set they stood in ONE spot looking the most meanest anybody could ever look holding musical instruments.....the legacy of the meanest band continues...There once was a man who lived in the bush who hunted, skinned, and ate live animals. He had a friend who enjoyed the lil hobby of skateboarding. The skateboarder had a friend who lived on the other side of the planet who played drums in his apartment bedroom for years driving neighbours nuts with their ceiling shaking and was getting constant dirty looks, threats and police calls. They wanted to be friends for life. Like the 5 meanest guys who succeeded them, the 3 friends started there own band but didn..t grow there hair out. Instead of standing around on stage they thought they would mosh, thrash, monitor jump, stage dive and break there necks while they played there sets at the local musical clubs......the legacy of the 3 friends continues....the Fairy tale comes to an end.....So the 3 friends continue to thrash, mosh, break necks and stage dive when they play while the 5 meanest guys keep gettin meaner and more pissed off. The only odd bit of the story is....why are those 5 guys so mean all the time when the camo they are wearing belonged to a war veteran who actually fought for his life so the 5 guys could enjoy the late night burger shift????So another veteran dies, another pair of army boots is donated to the local surplus and another pissed off 5 piece band arises to the occassion..does this sound like where you live? Don't worry the 3 piece cure is on the way. This legacy will continue...........Full length studio album release August 2008 sucka'z
