Gene Hoglan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I play drums. I'm on a mission to destroy you live. To show you things you thought not possible. To change your life. It's a good thing... By the way, for those who figure that this might not be my actual page, it is "Officially Sanctioned" by me. Meaning, I'm the only one who touches it. Hell, if this were actually a fan-page, it would probably be more updated than it is...By the way, it's pronounced "HO-glan", long 'o'. Like, "Yo, ho', go slow", Hoglan.I do have a question for many of you. Why do you send me friend requests, yet keep your profiles marked 'private'? I don't get that. (*Two weeks later*) Okay, maybe I should repeat that last question. WHY DO YOU SEND ME FRIEND REQUESTS, YET KEEP YOUR PROFILES MARKED 'PRIVATE'?! Hell, I'm surprised most of ya can read, 'cause a ton of ya sure can't spell. *Months and months later* Okay, I appreciate all the long-winded explanations of WHY your profiles are marked private, but I suppose that was more of a 'rhetorical rant' than anything. I'll still add ya, cuz I'm apparently a friend-whore like that. I do still mean the part about the abominable spelling tons of ya have, though. Sheesh, ding-dongs, spellcheck already. Also, the reason I don't answer alot of your questions is that alot of you have your profiles marked as to not be able to receive messages from those who are not your friends already. Think about that before you think me a dick for not responding.
Hey! Wanna visit my website, "HoglanIndustries.com"? Punch me right in the face there, then bust open yer wallets!
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My Interests

Beatin' on the tubs. Bein' on the road. Rocking wildly.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody cool and interesting...Homer Simpson, the guy who invented the Velux blanket, Willie Mays, Deen Castronovo, George Foreman (the big one, not II thru VI), Andrew Vachss, Wayne Chrebet, Bill the Cat, Snoopy from the Peanuts. Stevie Wonder (but then I'd probably die). Drew. Who "shit the bed". He not only shit the bed, but kicked it to the floor and went back to sleep. Aww, that's mean...and not true. He did great.

Music:

Stevie, Marvin, Motown. Doo-wop, Metal. M.I.R.V., FEAR, The Kehoe Nation, The Smalls, Patton, Townsend. Queen, Angel, Virgos Merlot, Seal, Ala Carte

Movies:

All the manly ones...Goodfellas, Godfather, Casino, Se7en, Bambi...When We Were Kings, MIB, Standing in the Shadows of Motown, URGH-A Music War, City of Lost Children, Slap Shot, The Color Purple, The School of Rock,

Television:

CSI, Trailer Park Boys, Chappelle's Show, anything with a chopper in it....Simpsons, ESPN SportsCenter, NFL Network,

Books:

Anything by Andrew Vachss. Or Motley Crue. The Miss Hobbema Pageant, Forrest Gump, God's Other Son

Heroes:

My Dad, Brian Boru, Stevie Wonder. Willie Mays. Steve Good. Scott Givens, Brian O Brian.

My Blog

My sister, Michelle Meldrum-(1968-2008)

I'm in Australia as I write this, doing those clinics, and they're going well. But, I'm not here to talk about that. These are the blackest days of my life... I just lost my siste...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:48:00 PST

Update from Europe

Howdy everybody, I'm currently in Stockholm, Sweden, after just returning from a highly successful and awesome string of dates in Italy with my bitches, MELDRUM. I'd like to say a big thank you and he...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:49:00 PST

MR. PLOW: Not so much a blog, as a request.

Howdy everybody! As some of you may already be aware, my good buddy, Mr. Plow, has enlisted myself and a host of others (Norwood Fisher, Rocky George, Oderus Urungus, et al.) to play on ...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

Buy a Shirt, Dammit!

Well, hello everyone, GUESS WHAT? MY SHIRTS ARE FINALLY ON SALE! YAY! And Jeez, that was like pulling teeth! What was supposed to be a quick, simple little endeavor took over 8 mon...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

...of TENET and T-Shirts.

What's happening, folks? Well, last Sunday, we visited our friends at The Armoury Studios here in Vancouver, to lay down the drum tracks for Jed's mighty TENET album. Now, I don't know why, but...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:10:00 PST

Gene's New Enormo-blog

Howdy folks. Well, where to start? There's just too much stuff going on at the moment to remember, let alone catalogue in any sort of abridged manner, so I'll just dive in chronologically I sup...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:11:00 PST

My DVD (lengthier and girthy-er)

Hiya folks, Well, as I said a couple of days ago, I finally finished filming that damned thing. We started on Tuesday, and I ended up needing a bit of Wednesday, cuz we couldn't get...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

DVD update (shortened)

Howdy Everybody! Well, I did it! I finished filming the DVD! Now, for a month of editing...It's gonna be awesome! I'll detail everything over the weekend for ya. See ya Monday....
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

On the 'Klok

Season's Beatings, everybody! I just wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday season. And, to answer a bunch of your emails about myself playing drums on the new DethKlok album. Indeed, I...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

What I've been up to, and what I am doing.

November 1, 2006 Howdy Everybody, I know it's been a million years since I wrote one of these, but, I just didn't have a goddamned thing to say. But, now I do. This past year has ...
Posted by Gene Hoglan on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST