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Kim

Sweet German Trapezoids

About Me


I am Kim. I create and destroy. I am the bald chick, the human mannequin. A natural redhead, and a redhead at heart, I have been shaving my head for 8 years, and I have many wigs..a different look for each day. I am not afraid to be myself in any situation. I never sleep, I travel the Western world, I'm interested in a million things. I am artist and Individual.I am the frontwoman and vocalist for the Charlottesville-based metal band Thismeansyou, who I have been with for about 6 years..
We are on myspace at myspace.com/thismeansyou
As for my main interests, I love metal- mainly elite black metal, death and thrash. I like to travel all over to go to metal shows, and drink beer and Jagermeister. I am not much like a typical girl in that regard, and don't relate to many females- most of my friends are male. My favorite bands are Iron Maiden and Emperor. I also enjoy some types of more aggressive industrial music, and frequent goth/industrial clubs. I enjoy the nocturnal aesthetic- I'm an Atheist, not a Satanist, not a Pagan, but I am outwardly opposed to Christianity, especially living in America today. Outside of music, I also enjoy designing and fabricating my own clothes, mainly leather, chainmail, and corsets. Proudly, I admit my geekdom in saying that I also am a big Star Wars fan, and love video games, my current obsession being Guitar Hero. I am a packrat and treasure certain objects- I have a large collection of old Norwegian black metal vinyls, thrash vinyls, old Star Wars memorabilia, wrought iron candle sconces, and vintage mannequin parts. I built my own Bavarian bier garten in my house, complete with kegerator, so I never have to leave home to raise a big icee stein of Paulaner and say, "Prost!". I am lucky enough to live in a beautiful area in the mountains, so I also love long walks in the forest behind my house.
Right now I am employed by the University of Virginia, working as a computer graphics programmer/visualization systems operator for the Institute for Advanced Technology in the Humanities, a stellar academic research organization that facilitates projects dealing with computing and cultural heritage. I am currently working in the field of Roman Archaeology on a large scale real time digital model of ancient Rome. My job is awesome because I get to travel all around the world to go to conferences and collaborate with other institutions! I have a degree in Studio Art and Computer Science- namely computer graphics, from the University of Virginia, where I also was awarded graduate fellowship in Digital Art. Please check out my art on my personal website here:
I like to think of myself as a warrior in some sense or another. I love Viking culture, and Norse mythology. I have warrior blood- Germanic in descent, and I speak fluent German. I would like to live in Germany someday, ideally in some grim old castle in Bavaria. I am also learning Norwegian, and I think Northern Norway is the most beautiful place in the world, so maybe I will move there someday instead. Or the Swiss alps. I can dream. Anyway, I prefer swords and knives to guns, and am trained in the way of the sword. I was on the Kendo team at UVA, and went to Nationals with my team. Currently, I am training to be a professional wrestler with Richmond Lucha Libre and Ground Xero Training School, and that is amazingly fun and painful. SUPPORT LOCAL MAYHEM!
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Jack Kerouac
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My Interests

Fine Beer, Fine Art, Concerts, Death Metal, Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Industrial, Jagermeister, Alcoholism, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Martial Arts, Pro Wrestling, Richmond Lucha Libre, Computer Graphics, Astrophysics, Roman Archaeology, Stone Age Archaeology, Linguistics, Beat Poetry, Vikings, Men with long hair, Tattoos, Motorcycles, Swords, Legolas :P, Gore films, Horror films, Star Wars, Bats, Kim Jong Il, Wagner operas, Oompah music and assorted Bavarian drinking songs, Men in Lederhosen, Collecting Black Metal vinyl, H.R. Giger, Hans Bellmer, Hieronymous Bosch, Albrecht Durer, Gustav Dore, Tim Hawkinson, Richard Estes, Aliens, Sebastian Bach, BEING GRIM :P, Intelligent conversation... I also enjoy wasting time on the internet.

I'd like to meet:

I've been lucky enough to meet just about everyone I've wanted to. However, I am always looking for new friends- metal brethren, people working in computer graphics, other bald women, artists, and intelligent individuals! I am not looking to hook up, so don't proposition me, or send me 'ur hawt' messages- I am not available.

Add me if you wish, but please NO bible-thumpers, total idiots, guys just looking to get ass or add hot women to their profile, people who I have NOTHING in common with, emo kids, yo boys, or teenage mallkiddies. Feel free to leave me messages and comments, however, I don't have much time to chat, so don't be offended if I don't respond if I don't personally know you. HOWEVER, if you wish to communicate, I do require at least a 2nd grade education, so kindly make sure that you know the difference between "your" and "You're", etc... I will not respond to messages that say things like "Hey, what's up?" or "How are you?"- try to be at least remotely interesting if you want a response. ALSO, DO NOT POST ADVERTISEMENTS FOR YOUR BAND OR OBSCENE/PORNOGRAPHIC COMMENTS ON MY PROFILE- I WILL DELETE YOU. ....

Guilty by Association
I have 66666 friends.

Thismeansyou

Richmond Lucha Libre

Christina

Rupa

Johnny

Brice

Sven

Brian

Gene Hoglan

Joey Jordison

Paul

Magnus

Reverend Tim

Cash Money

Mike

Tidalbomb

Metal Dave

Azalroff

Hurley

Neubi

Totally Awesome

Kamikaze Kid

Chris Horrorshow

Devil Kimura

Angel

Catherine

Metal Leah

Theresa

Gina Kaos

Pam

Andy

Marc

Björn

Wizziac

Zach

Peter

Invasion

Monolith

Playboy Pete

Mike

Dayve

Diana

Wendy

Neal

View All of My Friends

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Music:

Iron Maiden, Emperor, Obituary, Hypocrisy, Morbid Angel, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Von, Tsjuder, Deathspell Omega, Moonblood, Burzum, Bathory, Ancient, Immortal, Katharsis, Abruptum, Taake, Nattefrost, Goatwhore, Beherit, Behemoth, Borknagar, Celtic Frost, Armagedda, Watain, Azaxul, 1349, Keep of Kalessin, Sargeist, Funeral Mist, Pest, Venom, Graveland, Niefelheim, Einherjer, Manegarm, Vlad Tepes, Marduk, old Dimmu Borgir, Abigor, Dark Funeral, Enslaved, Gorgoroth, Impaled Nazarene, Samael, Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, Tankard, Exodus, Slayer, Death, Cannibal Corpse, Necrophagist, Cryptopsy, Vital Remains, Krisiun, Carcass, Dissection, Vader, Decapitated (RIP Vitek), Amon Amarth, Soilwork, Strapping Young Lad, Arch Enemy, Pantera, Acid Bath, Corrosion of Conformity, Children of Bodom, Opeth, Danzig, Samhain, Dream Evil, Skid Row, Ratt, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Dio, Thismeansyou

INDUSTRIAL/ELECTRONIC/GOTH: Skinny Puppy, Terrorfakt, Converter, God Module, Suicide Commando, Chemlab, E-Craft, Mindless Faith, Hocico, Wumpscut, Pain, In Tenebris, Bella Morte, The Last Dance, Sisters of Mercy, Killing Joke, Underworld, Type O Negative, Tool, White Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Ministry (RIP Raven)

OTHER RANDOM MUSIC I ENJOY SOMETIMES: Abba!, Led Zeppelin, Bad Religion, The Distillers, The Misfits, Van Halen, Poison, Toto, Frank Sinatra, Tori Amos, Bjork, Wilco, Aesop Rock, Grieg, Beethoven, Bach, Shostakovich, Mahler, Wagner

Movies:

Star Wars is my favorite movie of all time, but that's nothing horribly original. Anyone who denies the awesomeness of Star Wars is not human.I love comedy. Anything with Peter Sellers, he is my favorite actor!, the Big Lebowski, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Mean Girls :p, Spinal Tap, UHF, Clerks II, Trainspotting, The Full Monty, and anything by Monty Python. I also love old/classic horror and gore films. Hellraiser is my favorite horror series. Of course, the cinematic masterpiece Nosferatu, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Cannibal Holocaust, and Evil Dead. I also like foreign and art films, excluding chick flicks. Some of my favorites are in this loose category are Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man, Elizabeth, Goodbye Lenin, Elling, and bizarre art-house films from Scandinavia.

Television:

I don't really watch TV much, but the best show ever in the whole world is DETHKLOK METALOCALYPSE!!! I also like Invader Zim and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I think HBO does a good job with their series, and I really enjoyed the Rome show. I audition for reality TV shows for fun, and I made it to the finals of Rockstar:Supernova, and MTV's Battle for Ozzfest shows. I love Monty Python's Flying Circus, and other brit comedy. I also love the muppets. The Muppet Show is great. Currently I am obsessed with the Swedish Chef. Speaking of Swedish, even if you don't understand the language, you should check out the following comedy TV series from Sweden- "Ronny och Ragge" and "Hem till Midgård"- They are hilarious!
Annnddd a few featuring yours truly from YouTube and Google Video:
Music Video for Thismeansyou's "River"
Live Footage of "Order 66" from the TMY CD Release
Promo vid from Richmond Lucha, featuring me as Fembot vs. Devil Kimura

Books:

Jack Kerouac's On the Road, Poetry by Allen Ginsberg, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lords of Chaos, Ender's Game, Hyperspace, Goedel Escher Bach, Art and Physics, Flatland, anything by Goethe, anything by Poe

Heroes:

JOS STAM, my idol <3 As musicians and vocalists, my greatest influences are Ihsahn, Bruce Dickinson, Mille Petrozza, Peter Tagtgren, and John Tardy.

My Blog

Videos from our Fall 07 US Tour!!

Hi everyone,Just wanted to let everyone know how much fun the Bella Morte/Thismeansyou Fall 07 US Tour was... we went all the way out west, played plenty of great shows, met lots of wonderful people, ...
Posted by Kim on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:55:00 PST

I posted videos!!!

I finally posted  some videos!  Some of them are documentation of my past digital work, some are silly party videos, some are live footage of my band.  I am especially proud of the vide...
Posted by Kim on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:27:00 PST

paradise lost

One day, I will be a shining star, and you will regret your decisions. You will see my image everywhere, smiling back at you, a stinging reminder of what you have so easily forsaken. Revel in your lon...
Posted by Kim on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:47:00 PST

Wacken Open Air 2006

My rockstar-filled vacation to Wacken Open Air 2006:http://baldchik.livejournal.com/223941.html
Posted by Kim on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:59:00 PST

read my blog entries on lj

If you want to read about me, please read my livejournal: http://www.livejournal.com/~baldchik Its too much to update two blogs!! I'm already enough of an addict!
Posted by Kim on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST