Remember When! |
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
Has it Happened to You! |
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the sm...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:36:00 GMT |
When Not to Flirt! |
There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:13:00 GMT |
Happy Santa |
The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is That He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:22:00 GMT |
Another Thought |
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek do they automaticly loose because they cant find themselves?
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:21:00 GMT |
Fact! |
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:20:00 GMT |
WARNING! |
If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isnt for you!
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:19:00 GMT |
Adult Math |
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:17:00 GMT |
Thought of the Day |
'People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.'
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
The Meaning of Life |
Life is not a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well perserved body,
But rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up,
totally worn out,
and proclaiming,
WO...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:15:00 GMT |
