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Shelley

I wants flys in on dragons.

About Me


I am a metal head! I play a lot of video games...you can keep up with my XBOX's blog here...my xbox can blog and it's actually pretty funny and I laugh at how creative it is. I love my XboX...yes this whole thing is the link to my 360's blog. But I also watch cartoons and I fucking love Beef Jerky. I ride a motorcycle and drive a truck. Gin and juice is my drink and I wrestle people everytime I get drunk. I like banging to CARCASS and DEATH and wanna see every Zombie movie that exists. I have a sweet skull collection and I like swords and daggers, even if they're plastic. My Halo 3 edition XBOX 360 makes me happy inside. It is really super easy to make me giggle, so if you are trying and I am not laughing, you REALLY aren't funny. Man, I love funny people. Clever, impressions, witty, just be funny. Not unfunny that thinks you're funny. If you're funny, I want to hang out with you and follow you around...study you and be entertained. Also if you are hot. Heh. Eric and Chill make me laugh a lot. Crazy people are drawn to me like flies on shit. It's kinda amazing the way that happens. I love Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, and Scrubs. I want to have dinner around a vibrator chandelier and I think the people I work with are the funniest in the world...I say dumb things, but I'm smarter than that. And, I am a dick apparently...and I have honestly been told my taint tastes good. (addendum...today my anus tastes like corn chips...that's what i hear anyways, LOLz)
Who wants to play with me?
This does not explain to me PINK SOCK.

(I played in ENDCHAIN and I work at FM99 .)

My Interests

METAL, video games, zombies, weapons, cartoons...

I'd like to meet:

I used to want to meet Phil from Pantera...I just wanted "5 minutes alone" with him, if you know what I mean...I wanted him to "Rise" and "use his third arm" to take me to a "new level"...and we'd both "becoming"...but then my dreams were "shattered" cause the ideal of him I built in my head "clashed with reality". Turns out, he was just like any "regular person"...only one with "hard lines and sunken cheeks", maybe from visiting the "medicine man" too much. "He's broken." And I think he's on "suicide note part 7" or something.

Music:

Metal...do I need to list bands? That is so time consuming. Just assume I suck. Uh huh huh huh huh.

Movies:

Beavis and Butthead Do America, 5th Element, Nightwatch, Zombie movies.

Television:

Cartoons and...I'm smart so I watch the news and stuff.

Heroes:

Dime, Steve Harris, Chuck.

My Blog

Cussing in other languages

Spanish:Me cago en la leche  "I shit in the milk.""Suck butter from my ass" Chupe mantequilla de mi culoI shit on your dead" Me cago en tus muertos "I shit on God" Me cago en Dios "I shit in...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 20 May 2008 09:57:00 PST

Dramatic Reading.

Bringing it back because I forgot how much it makes me laugh.  You should click this long ass link...I posted this a long ass time ago, but you will probably laugh again at it.  Especially c...
Posted by Shelley on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:08:00 PST

The Black Metal Dialogues.

For Realz, this made me laugh a lot. It's a dude who pretends to be a 19 year old from Indiana and picks some random Black Metal band from Norway and talks a lot of shit to them.  It's kinda awe...
Posted by Shelley on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:44:00 PST

My 2 girls 1 cup.

This is....1 Cup 1 Cup. Is that the dumbest thing you ever seen.? How about 2 cups 1 cup.? ...
Posted by Shelley on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:03:00 PST

More Balls

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1299380338339666464 ...
Posted by Shelley on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:58:00 PST

Ninja Parade

I was a ninja for halloween. Did you see me? This is why I do the news. Just click the link at the bottom if you can't get this shit to work. Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once ...
Posted by Shelley on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:33:00 PST

Atleast I Have Chicken.

I am in love with this. Huh huh. Hi Shell. Welcome to 2004... ...
Posted by Shelley on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST

GWAR and this makes me laugh.

This makes me laugh.  And want to do it with the singer.  ...
Posted by Shelley on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:49:00 PST

BALL JOUSTING

      BALL JOUSTING.  It rules. ...
Posted by Shelley on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

Buckles you say...

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Posted by Shelley on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:09:00 PST