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Stevus Erectus

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About Me


My name is Steve which is the ultimate cliche "drunken white boy party animal college student" name. I'm in college, I like beer, but I only like to party with those close to me. I'm both introverted and extroverted; I like to be the life of the party, but I also like to have some mystery about me. Humor driven and love driven. Those are two of the most powerful forces in the world to me. I likes me some women...deys purrdy. Small signs of affection make me swoon like a chump. I'm drug free. I'm the vocalist for the killer Black/Thrash metal band The Day of the Beast with four of the coolest motherfuckers I know. We play out at a lot of venues around here so make sure to check us out if you're into that sorta thing. I'm a Christian, but I practice it in my own privacy...even though I listen to "THAT EVIL SATAN WORSHIPPING KILL YOUR MOM RAPE YOUR DOG SOUNDING SHIT." And no, I do not take the bible literally. I try to be open minded to anyone. If you don't piss me off, I won't piss you off (unless you're just plain unamused with my antics.) I'm spontaneous, adventurous and don't really prefer to take part in constraining activities, like sports or "clubbin'" for instance. I'd rather like...climb a mountain or go on a road trip or something.
You'll like me. I'm pretty sure. Send a message if you wanna know anything else.

My Interests


Traveling (as much as I can afford to), music, beer, sex, laughing, good times with good friends, sticking out my tongue in photographs, spirituality, thrashing, being kvlt, and being in love.

I'd like to meet:

Bring em' all on! Men, women, muppets, anyone!You'd just better be up for mischief, tomfoolery, chicanery, or a combination of all three!

Music:

Exodus, Carpathian Forest, Motorhead, Children of Bodom (old), Judas Priest, Deicide, Sodom, Obituary, Goatwhore, Possessed, Exhumed, Dark Funeral, Venom, Kataklysm, Toxic Holocaust, Immortal, Vio-lence, Wolf, Vader, Impaled Nazarene, Alice Cooper, Behemoth, Witchery, Destruction, GWAR, Tankard, Municipal Waste, Watain, Tsjuder, Entombed, Napalm Death, Nine Inch Nails (favorite band of all time), Finntroll, Impaled, Hammerfall, Korpiklaani, Manowar, The Beastie Boys, the Violent Femmes, Stone Temple Pilots, Hole, Alice In Chains...and and all genres of metal, 90's rock, 80's rock, pretty much anything but reggae, country, hardcore, and emo.

Movies:

Home Alone, Wayne's World, Animal House, The Crow, The Exorcist, The Shining (Kubrick version), Soul Plane, Detroit Rock City, Cannibal! The Musical, BASEketball, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, any miscellaneous bad horror movies, Adam Sandler movies, Pauley Shore Movies

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Married...With Children, Comedy Central Presents, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill

Books:

For some fucked up reason, I associate reading with schoolwork so I find it VERY hard to get motivated to read a book. Definitely one of my weaknesses.

Heroes:

This gorgeous piece of woman.

My Blog

Running on E

I really suck at writing "serious" things, but I haven't felt humorous in quite awhile. I'm sucking at school this semester,  I make no effort to go out because I'm trying to stay away from alcoh...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

Top 10 awesome things about Seattle

As many of you are aware, I just came back from a fun filled week in beautiful downtown Seattle. Since YOU (see also: Nobody) demanded it, I have compiled a top 10 list of awesome things about Seattl...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

On TODAY'S episode of "That Shouldn't Exist!"

While out on some errands today, I was hungry for something really unhealthy. This doesnt happen TOO often, but today I just would not be content in less I could literally hear my arteries begging for...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:21:00 PST

101 rules of Black Metal (stole this from someone else)

101 and Rules for Black Metal 1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be grim. 5. Be necro. 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible. 7. Break t...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Wed, 30 May 2007 05:55:00 PST

The many faces of Nicolas Cage

Happy Sad Excited Horny Disgusted Puzzled Thoughtful Tired Angry Frightened Satisfied Apathetic  ...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:44:00 PST

The greatest blog I've ever written

  Howdy, awesomeites! My name is Edward Furlong. You can call me Eddy for short! You may remember me from such classic films at American History X, Detroit Rock City, and The Crow: Wicked Prayer...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

ITS TIME TO SWEAT!!!!

Probably not many of you knew me back then, but when I walked across the stage for my Highschool graduation, I weighed a whopping 261 lbs. I had never really noticed until I saw the beyond horrific ph...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

Why I hate camping.

Sporting good stores are like playgrounds. Whether it be random games of basketball dodgeball, kayak oar jousting, or playing on the excericise equipment, sporting good stores truly are an experience....
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:08:00 PST

Girlfriend application (this means YOU Mallory's mom!)

What is your name? Do you have any jealous ex b/fs or psycho relatives that I have to lay the smackdown on first? Can you drive? Are you cool with the fact that I listen to "evil satanic devil wo...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

Steve Awesome vs. the shitty burritos

Everyone knows the stereotype of the starving college kid. Its true. When you're in college and living on your own, you will find that you will eat just about ANYTHING as long as its cheap and quick t...
Posted by Stevus Erectus on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:54:00 PST