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Abby

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About Me


Yeah, so I'm the singer of a death metal band. And a free-thinker. I work with computers/internet for a living since it pays a lot better than the band thing right now. I am the great great great niece of Friedrich Nietzsche and can speak a minimal amount of German amd Spanish. I like to make things with my sewing machine and/or knitting needles and then sell them on the internet. I also like to draw and write. I am intelligent and have a low tolerance for those that aren't. I'm a pretty nice person with very little patience. I go to bed early and get up early. Please don't ask me about my religion or politics unless you actually want to hear what I have to say and can intelligently communicate your own opinions back. I am drawn to violence and the underbelly of society. I do not watch much television with the exception of Cops and Beavis and Butthead reruns. I am off the market. I want to be covered with tattoos and am still figuring out what I want to do with my hair. Lighting it on fire might be rad, but not yet. I have a penchant for wearing boots and band tshirts. I am not skinny, but I am not fat. I love animals but I eat meat vigorously. I have been on the stage since I was 6 via dance recitals and now this band thing, though I hardly crave attention. Purely circumstancial. That may be spelled wrong, but I am too lazy to look it up. Did I mention that I am lazy?

My Interests

MUSIC, metal, concerts, tattoos, piercings, eating babies, Guitar Hero, live shows, drawing, playing guitar and bass, jewelry making/crafts, computers, fart and poop jokes, platform/fetish boots, and most importantly, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Fans of good music and/or Desiccant, the bizarre, and the grotesque. Users of ebonics, grossly improper grammer, and internet slang need not apply.

Music:

Metal, metal, and more metal. Desiccant (shameless plug), Pantera, NIN, Fear Factory, Sepultura, Days of the New (wtf, I know), Carcass, Cannibal Corpse, Dying Fetus, Six Feet Under, Machine Head, Devil Driver, Coal Chamber, Meshugga, Dope, Decapitated, Megadeth, pre-1995 Metallica, White Zombie, Alice in Chains, Skinless, SLAYER, Dry Kill Logic, Suffocation, Dimmu Borgir, Hatebreed, Nile, Vader, Brujeria, Napalm Death, Nailbomb, Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy, Soundgarden, Drain STH, White Zombie, Soulfly, Down, Corrosion of Conformity, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Superjoint Ritual, Obituary, At the Gates, Wolfsheim, Death, Deicide, Devourment, Torture Killer, Amon Amarth, Soilwork, and so many more.

My Band

Movies:

Fight club, Donnie Darko, Willy Wonka (original, not that Jonny Depp crap), Sin City, Napoleon Dynamite, Jurassic Park, Princess Bride, Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Laurel and Hardy's "Utopia", The Man with Two Brains, The Matrix (only the first one!), Gummo, Office Space, more to come.

Television:

The News, Lost, Cops, South Park, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse(!!!), and the best show of all time:

Books:

The Bible *halo* , Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Long Dark Road Out of Hell, Lord Of the Rings Trilogy, The Andromeda Strain, The Green Mile, anything by Stephen Hunter, The Stand, Johnny Got His Gun, Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

Myself. That's it.

My Blog

Oh my GOD! A new blog entry?

So I have nothing to say.  Sike. Super quick Abby life update: I am still employed.I am still a death metal singer.I play a lot of Guitar Hero (I & II)I'm getting more tattoos in the next we...
Posted by Abby on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:44:00 PST

Someday you will ache like I ache...

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Posted by Abby on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST

I met Decapitated's drummer in a public bathroom

So my friend Breezy and I were in the ladies room at the Peppermint on Friday night, and in walked Decapitated, the Polish death metal band's drummer.  He was looking for a stall with a door, and...
Posted by Abby on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:43:00 PST

Pics from my vacation!

Ok, so I just got back from my first real vacation as an adult out on my own.  Brandon and I went camping, to some caves, and to DC to the National Zoo and the Natural History museum, a...
Posted by Abby on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST

I'm going to share a stage with Decapitated

And Cattle Decapitation, and Krisiun and the rest of the Monsters of Metal tour in October.  Sweetness on a stick.  Six Feet Under was supposed to play and dropped, and I'm super pissed abou...
Posted by Abby on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

Dumbass Abby move for the week...

So today I was elated. I had the whole day to myself at home to be crafty.  I was attempting to bring a 75lb box of fabric out of the crowded garage and managed to fall backwards over the lawnmow...
Posted by Abby on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:43:00 PST