Skwisgaar Skwigelf - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I Skwisgaar, I shreds on guitars for DÃ«thklÃ¸k, the most populars metals band in the worlds. I is the most fastest metals guitars players in the world. Toki cannot play as fast, he's a dildos.

My Interests

shreddings on my guitars, womens, chicks, ladies, milfs, gmilfs, drinking beers, and screwing pretty much every female wixin reach.

I'd like to meet:

beautifuls ladies

Music:

some bands I have played in are: DÃ«thklÃ¸k, Agnostic Priest, Gangagar, Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog, Mug, Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, Smugly Dismissed, 10 Points to Gryffyndor, Depantsification Proclamation, and pretty much every band, ever

Movies:

I was Space Odin in Blood Ocean

Television:

Metalocalypse

Books:

kama sutra

Heroes:

I is the fastests guitars players in the world, who you think my hero is?