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H⊕t ©öffëë

People who lack the confidence to follow their dreams will always try to poke holes in yours

About Me


You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.

While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Interests

mythology, music, nature, art, walking on thin ice, playing with fire, biting off more than I can chew

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"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." -Tyler Durden

Music:

Heavy Metal, Thrash Metal, Viking Metal, Fantasy Metal, Comedic Death Metal, Hardcore Punk, Crust punk, 80's Rock, Southern Rock, cheesy metal, speed metal, black metal ist krieg, industrial, psychedelic, grunge/garage, bluegrass, classic rock, anything with yodeling

Movies:

Office Space, Conan the Barbarian, the Road Warrior, Easy Rider, the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, UHF, Phallus in Wonderland, Viking Women and the Sea Serpent, Teenage Cavemen, Rambo trilogy, the 13th warrior, Dark kingdom, the Monty Python movies, midget and lesbian porn ha!

Television:

the news, cartoons, educational, funny, total crap

Books:

Jack and the bean stalk, Zecharia Sitchin's alternative history theory, Monsters of the Sea, the Smithsonian history of the vikings; the North Atlantic Saga, Norse mythology, ancient history, tattoo magazines, conspiracy theories, art books, Snorri's Edda, abnormal psychology

Heroes:

people who grab the bull by the horns Which Breakfast Club member are You?
You're John "the criminal" Bender.He has a lot of issues he doesn't care to talk about, and he deals with them by using dry humor and sarcasm. Plus, he had the best one-liners in the movie! GO you and your rebel self.
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My Blog

Everything you ever wanted to know about elves but was afraid to ask

The earliest preserved description of elves comes from Norse mythology. In Old Norse they are called álfar (singular, nominative case: álfr), and although no older or contemporary descriptions exist, ...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

a sign of the end times?

A passage from the book of Revelations the last chapter of the New Testament discussing a vision of the apocalypse. "And when he opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature saying, Come....
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

Giants!

in this video they specifically refer to biblical and sumerian texts but if you apply the same perspective to the norse pantheon for example you get very similar descriptions. ...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:38:00 PST

My homespun conspiracy theory about O’bama

ok first off I think Obama is getting the American Irish vote because even though his name sounds like "Osama" it personally reminds me of names like O'mally and O'brian.OK so if you analyze Obama's l...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

UFOs in texas airforce cover up

if you doubt UFOs because its scary then you are a pussy if you believe in religion but think aliens are out of the question you are retarted the airfoce said they were not in the ar...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:29:00 PST

StarMoney Conspiracy?

i'm trying to figure out the connection between the starbucks logo and the flag of turkey, note the moon shape and the star. behold: i have been wondering if it has a connection to the "eastern star" ...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

the future of north america

aparently the government is looking to create a north american union. there will be no real borders between the U.S., Canada, and Mexico under this plan. we will have a new currency called the Amero.p...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

there seems to be a BMW-Viking connection

the BMW logonotice this viking's viking shieldI've seen many more shields with the BMW logo but i only found this one at the moment...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:23:00 PST

look for me on the news

look for me on today's news or tomorrow's paperyeah so look for me on the news tonite or in the Boston Globe tomorrow. President Vlad Putin came to kennebunkport ME and there was a bunch of protests p...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 03:43:00 PST

Royce Perkins Kidney Foundation

This is my tribute to Royce Perkins,  a real cool guy who lives in the woods in York Maine. He is a Vietnam Veteran and a quirky fun guy. Royce has had kidney problems and has been on dialysis si...
Posted by H•t ©öffëë on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:57:00 PST