I painted this whorehouse using a truckload of q-tips . I so didn't draw that cute Metalocalypse picture.
Attention: Before you start reading this, know that I'm not angry and I'm not bitchy. I get told I sound like it all the time, both online and in person, but I'm probably one of the happiest people you'll meet. Don't be afraid to add me, because unless you're purposely a dumbass to me (e.g. sending me pictures of your ugly dick), I'll more than likely be nice because I believe in treating others as I'd like to be treated. With that said, on with the show.
Hmm, about me... I'm a model for the badass people at Death Rock Cafe .
I value my choice to stay pale in a tanning bed-influenced world. I love being me, and desire to be nobody else, so I don't really care whether anyone thinks I'm a cool kid or if I'm pretty enough. I've been described as "a female who can curse like a sailor and still be completely girly" , so pardon the language. I think that's what adds to me sounding mad, but I really just swear a LOT. I love all of my friends dearly, and if it weren't for them, I'd be a basket case. I'm taken/smitten/loved by an awesome male named Action Ron (Arson Nick). He is also a model for Death Rock Cafe and he's beautiful and sexy both inside and out. We've been dating for over a year now and neither of us plan on stopping! I have a nice body, and I'm not afraid of sounding like a conceited bitch when I say it because I work like hell for it. I love bats... a lot. I know everyone says this, but I'm truly a nice person, really, even though I tend to come off as very blunt and opinionated. I'm not going to claim "Don't piss me off or I can be your worst nightmare!" because I think that's a dumb as fuck thing to say and I'm not a conceited slut. I mean, my worst nightmare is being covered head to toe in vomit, not some Myspace whore with too much makeup and too many "downward camera angle to make her tits look existent" pictures, so I assume it is a similar scenario for you. I can say "I think flaming is hilarious, so flame me if you want, but don't be disappointed when you don't get the reaction you were hoping for", but I don't think it's anywhere near your worst nightmare, it's just damn irritating. I know a lot of people judge coolness based on how many lip piercings you have, and I think that's kind of very ridiculous. I believe old-timey is fun-timey (think Romanticism). I love my platinum hair and have no intention of dying it black to "fit in". I have a short, TERRIBLE temper. I'm severely emetophobic , but I do still eat. I like to sew my own clothes, costumes, and accessories. I collect Living Dead Dolls and American McGee's Alice figurines for the most part, but I have several Bleeding Edge/McFarlane/Full Moon ones as well. I love my tattoos and all my piercings. I love saying "long-haired Scandinavian bitch-brawl". I am irritated with people who treat feigned mental illness as a new pair of shoes to be shown off (E.g. "Look at me, I'm so depressed!"), and despite popular belief, I'm not a total tramp. I hate having to sugarcoat things. I'd love to suffocate the bastards who don't shut up in movie theaters. I get more and more pissed off at the people in my home town every day. I can't explain why, they just make me so angry, and the more I look at them, the sicker I get. I believe in inherent evil of man. I'm alone a lot, but not in a "self-induced loner for attention" or "Oh, feel sorry for me, I'm so alone!" kind of way, I just prefer it that way most of the time. I don't sit there and brood or anything, I just like being alone because I feel somewhat awkward in conversation, plus I am more of an observer anyhow. I'm generally a really nice person to anyone who realizes we're all equal, and thus, I tend to dislike those who have superiority complexes. I fucking love cartoons. I adore video games, new and old. I'm a nerd from way back. I'm submissive, for everyone who catches my drift. For some reason unknown to me, I think Sunday really sucks. I finally got around to dying my hair again, so now it's a pretty purple. I hate being inert. I hate whenever people are too full of themselves to smile. EVERYONE FUCKING SMILES , it's a human reaction, and unless you're one of those fucktards that thinks you're a real live vampire and has the mind-set of "I'm not human so I never smile", then dammit, don't try to act like you're too cool to smile because I KNOW you do. Cheer up, you stupid emo whores, and stop acting disturbed and like you belong in a straight jacket because you didn't get to go to the mall and show off. I think some people need to stop parading themselves for being "individuals" because they have the exact same style, haircut, makeup, and piercings as everyone else. Yes, I have an eyebrow ring but I'm not acting like I'm better than everyone because of it , and I'm definetely not acting like I'm the one who came up with the whole eyebrow piercing thing... holy hell people, get some sense!
Grr... My apologies for the above. I'm seriously not a bitch, I just get irritated with people who treat others badly because they're on a self-induced ego trip. Nobody is too good for anyone, regardless of what they think, so in turn I cannot stand social elitists. If you are one of these wretched folk, don't bother adding me because I don't need superficial snobs like you as friends.
Speaking of superficial people, I look at all profiles before I add them. I can tell you right now that you aren't fooling anyone when you Photoshop every single one of your photos to perfection. Sorry, I don't add people that are so insecure that they can't even show everyone what they really look like.
Anyhow, I love to wear shiny vinyl. I am nowhere without my Bag of Amazing, although it's not because I'm a terribly cake-faced prostitute. I like makeup because coming up with new ideas relaxes me.
Besides, it's interesting, and what's the point in wearing anything that bores me?
This guy has a REALLY ugly penis. I should know... he sent me pictures.
