Aye, Im be the sea captain that trained the metal band Dethklok to be funny frem their lousy stinkin' comedy routines. I committed suicide after realizing that I couldn't teach 'em any more.
Thankfully, however, due to medical sciences miracles, er whatever tha' hell ya wanna call it, Im still a scourge to tha' earth with my hatred. The lame docters saved the bits of brain that held my inner most hatreds, so I came back, almost better than ever, even tho I still hate meself.
If yer comedy routine sucks, ye come ta me then. Ill give ya ideas and tips ta help yer lousy stinkin' routines, but I tell ya, some o'them lessons ain't free.
