So...umm...well, let's start with the obvious. My name's Pickles and I'm the drummer for the biggest band in the world, Dethklok. You know, with Nathan, Skwisgaar, Toki, and Murderface. We aint friends. We actually hate each other. We hate our fans too, fucking douchebags. I was born in Tomahawk, Wisconsin. I'm very Irish... American. My parents are Molly and Calvert, and I got a brother Seth that they just brag and brag about. Big deal! He's an ex-con! I just can't fucking stand him or them, trying to get me to record a fucking album with my fucking parents. I'm currently Floridas Ambassador to China. I used to be in a band called Snakes n' Barrels, but then Thunderbottom shot herion into his balls again, so I went looking for something heavier. He said that time, it was an accident. I don't know what the point of this is, I mean, what is the internet. I don't even know what this whole myspace shit's about. Ofdensen just told me to make one because all you douchebag fans kept email us like 4 billion times a day asking if I had one. So now I do. Stop emailing us ya douchebags! Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that, I got low blood sugar. The most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life is that you take lobsters, put them in boiling water, they turn red, shrivel up, and then they die! Drugs, yeah, I do 'em all. They aint got no effect on me, I grew up smoking government weed everyday for, you know, kiddie glaucoma, so, I'm pretty much immune to every single drug known to man. Oh, and I love rock and roll french fries. I got a last name, it's...hold on...Ofdensen's telling me not to say it. Ok, so fuck that than. That's really all I got to say to you douchebags.damn, i didn't know that people made things like this. i figured i'd try and see who i was. obviously, you douchebags know the answer already
Which Member of Dethklok are you?
Pickles The Drummer In a completely surreal world, you are actually the closest to making any sense (A drummer, who would have guessed?). Although you are even more of an alcoholic than Nathan, you are the most sociable of the group, and (I use the term quite loosely) are their voice of reason. This could be because you're a bit older than the other members, and have seen both sides of fame in your now completely dead and irrelevant group, Snakes 'N' Barrels. You are Dethklok's drive, and your nasty rhythms add a depth to brutality unreachable by any other instrument. Oh, and you carry a sexy smirk about 50% of the time. What the heck, what about the other 50%?
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