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Zelda Von Noire

frenzelanne

About Me

I like pirating music, creamsicles, tolerating intolerable customers, going to metal shows and getting free drinks from the guys of Eluviete because of my Pantera shirt. I'm awesome, by the way.

My Interests


Metal, Victorian Gothic art and literature, sketch comedy and improv, Chuck Norris Facts, high quality porn, pineapple tequila, polymethacrylate, cherry cigarettes, funyuns, Sailor Jerry, tattoos, comic books, Fonthill Mansion, Deutschland, being a snuggleslut, stand-up comics like my hottieface, vaudeville and dark caberet, 1940's Pin-Up, my sexy guitar, Jersey-fucking-pride, Y2J, and sharpie markers.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

HIM, Finntroll, Manowar, Sonata Arctica, Stratovarious, Opeth, Ratt, Eluviete, Hammerfall, Dimmu Borgir, Viking Skull, Kill Hannah, In Flames, 3 Inches of Blood, Priestess, Motley Cru, Guns n Roses, Tesla, Winger, Dio, The 69 Eyes, Dragonforce, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Poison, Spinal Tap, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Tyr, Pantera, Slayer, Gogol Bordello, World Inferno Friendship Society, Koffin Kats, Concombre Zombi, Gutter Demons, Pagan Dead, Phantom Rockers, Beverly Killbillies, Demon City Wreckers, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Dark Tranquility, Dream Evil, The Hellacopters, Within Temptation, Turisas, Ensiferum, Billy Idol, Thin Lizzy, Kiss, Cheap Trick, New Order, Underworld, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, Blondie, Black Sabbath, Megadeath, Rhapsody, CKY, Clutch, Turbonegro, Gwar, Otep, Arch Enemy, Danny Elfman, Johann Sebastian Bach's Brandenberg Concertos, Mozart, Ludwig Van Beethoven, just to name a few.

Movies:

Old School horror movies with Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, and Christopher Lee. Anything with Christopher Walken singing or dancing, comedies, and epic battle scenes in no particular order. Anything with vampires, wizards, dragons, sirens, nymphs, and other fantasy elements.
History of the World Part 1 by Mel Brooks, along with his other works of genius like Blazing Saddles. Likewise Madeline Kahn for being one of the first females in leading comedy roles, Willem Dafoe (come ON! It's Willem Dafoe!), Kevin Smith flicks, Tarentino and Rodriguez colaborations, and the list goes on...

My Blog

Zelda gets inked? | Apprenticing to follow?

Hey guys! I'm super excited and wanted to blog something nice about today. Today after lunch with Jenna I decided to take a trip to good ol' Body & Soul Tattoo shop and get a tattoo done. I was a ...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:56:00 PST

Gyro’s 21st Birthday Bash

Finally, a blog update huh guys? Well for all you stalkers out there and fans, heres the update you've all been waiting for. The last few birthday events I've done for my babes have mostly consisted o...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:51:00 PST

Fun Update: Gee Willickers! Photoblog.

This should start out with a hot picture of Gyro modeling for me at Kelly Lane...yeah, don't you wish your man was hot like him? Alright. Onward with the pictures...Fun in the sun, Torrid girls f...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:49:00 PST

Photoblog Yet Again. I love these.

Tuesday was a gorgeous day so because I've been dying for a BBQ experience Jersey style, my babes surprised me with a mini cookout over at his casa. After that he took me out for some ice cream and ho...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Thu, 15 May 2008 06:49:00 PST

Sleepovers and City Trips <3

It's been a while since I've done my infamous obligatory pragamtic blogs about how awesome it is to be me and to have a hottieface like Gyro so here goes. Who's ready to be jealous? I can think of a f...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:54:00 PST

Photo Blog: Haven’t Done These In A While...

Just some random pics as of late. It's 4 AM and just got back from my babes house but I thought I'd do this before I went and got some sleep. lol modeling some sweet shirts before I had to go to work....
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

Snow Day Fun -- Part 2

This is all because my baby and I decided that the smarter thing to do (since learning from our mistakes the day before and being wet and cold) was to wear snow suits from his basement. Of course Jen ...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

Snow Day Fun -- Part 1

Pics from sledding, more when my phone isn't a lame-ass. Go Jackass 24 hour marathon! www.jackassworld.com If only I could upload videos fro m yesterday, it would be a part of the show. A victorious s...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:42:00 PST

Valentines Day

I got 2 dozen of the most beautiful stargazer lillies ever...and a little stuffed pink bear with it!!! Aw, I love you babe!!! It was hilarious because my mom was confused as all hell when she answered...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

Pagenfest Tour 2008 featuring Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Turisas, and Tyr!!!!

What a badass mother fucking tour line-up. Thanks to my baby and thanks to Euro Folk Metal bands for making this show in May two days after my birthday possible. I don't know about you, but thats a pr...
Posted by Zelda Von Noire on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:14:00 PST