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Severed Brutally

About Me

One day I was walking down the road and the Ultimate Ninja jumped out to surprise me? But I devastated him with a single punch to the cranium. As he staggered backwards, blood pouring from every orifice, he whispered: "I love you!" Because he realised I was his master.

'BEATEN AND CRUSHED' VIDEO

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Member Since: 10/26/2007
Band Members: I RULE THE UNIVERSE WITH A MIGHTY HAMMER THAT CAN CRUSH TIME ITSELF...
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Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

2 New Songs: Fist In The Esophagus & Penguin Chokeout

'Fist In The Esophagus' is 12 seconds of grindy screaming, with no vocal effects except for the pig-grunts being recorded through an empty toilet-roll tube. I even play guitar and bass on this one rat...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:16:00 GMT

New Song: "Beaten and Crushed"

Hello you, My new song, 'Beaten and Crushed', is a masterpiece achieved in the span of 8 short seconds. The vocals were recorded through a two and half foot cardboard tube, to give them that authenti...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 17:23:00 GMT

New Song: Human Blood Is Cakes

Some say human blood is the best cake of all. Or is human blood actually a biscuit? How do you tell? A cake goes hard and a biscuit goes soft. Human blood goes hard and crusty so is therefor...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:46:00 GMT

New Song: Video Death

Hello...I’ve put up a new song, ’Video Death’, which is totally made from sounds sourced from an 8-bit games console so is therefore totally evil AND brutal. It sounds like Mario tot...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT