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Darth Clown

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About Me

I am the Dark Lord of Clownery. My current apprentice is Darth Chimpulous. The Dark Side is strong with him.

My Interests

Clownery, Reading, Kitties, Discordianism, Weeds, Sith Alchemy

I'd like to meet:

Eris, Kitties, Hobbits, Plump Lesbian Witches, more clowns.

Music:

Classic Rock, Ozzy, The Killers, Tom Petty,

Movies:

Star Wars

Television:

Avatar

Heroes:

Ben Franklin, Richard Feynman, David Ortiz, Mr. T, Omar Ravenhurst, Brad Nowell, Mullah Nasrudin, Ronald McDonald, Ogami Itto, Samuel Jackson, Mel Gibson

My Blog

Illness

   Chimpy is coming down with chicken pox.   I suppose it is a good week for it.    An animal bit Dayvecat's paw.  I'll have to take him to the vet for a booster sho...
Posted by Darth Clown on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:18:00 PST

Systemic Anomoly

   For the past two weeks I have been dealing with systemic poison ivy.  That’s when enough poison ivy gets into nerves, tendons, fat and all the other oil-soluble tissues.  ...
Posted by Darth Clown on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:35:00 PST

Luna Kitty

It appears that Luna the Kitty swallowed a plastic spider today.  I figured it out because I found the plastic spider in the middle of a puddle of cat puke.      My Lesbianmob...
Posted by Darth Clown on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:05:00 PST

Easter

    Chimpy colored 2 dozen eggs for Easter.  He colored them all by himself and put stickers on them.  We also gave Dayvecat his springtime bath.  He was pretty grungy, but no...
Posted by Darth Clown on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:00:00 PST

Chimpy’s video game addiction

   I thought video games would be good to improve his hand-eye coodination and reading, and they have.   He is totally motivated learning to read, so he can read the instructions, but n...
Posted by Darth Clown on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:23:00 PST

Mostly about Dayvecat

   The Chimp and I went for a walk by the river.  I saw a poison ivy vine that had managed to reconnect the cut I put through it before.  I pried it off with a stick, but it went d...
Posted by Darth Clown on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST

Baby Hamsters

   Chimpy's hamster, Ms. Jennifer Lopez had babies yesterday.  I don't know how many, because I don't want to distrub the nest.  Superdude was angry that I took him out of the cage...
Posted by Darth Clown on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:56:00 PST

Sith Stuff

   "I ain't no fucking clown.  I'm a professional whimsy engineer"   I posess the Sith dark power known as 'lesbian sense.'     Hilary Clinton just made her gay...
Posted by Darth Clown on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:15:00 PST

Irony

    I like my irony as I like my women.      Recently the irony has been pretty thick.    Dayvecat is a Norwiegian Forest Cat, not a Main Coon Cat.  I...
Posted by Darth Clown on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:53:00 PST

Super Tuesday

   It turns out, I was still registered Republican, so I wasn't actually able to vote for The Main Man, but I was still able to vote against Mittler.  The coolest thing about being an A...
Posted by Darth Clown on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:53:00 PST