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About Me

Many ages ago, My consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I've return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.
I am the goddess Eris (or Discordia, if you're of Latin origin).
Most know me as an upstart or a trouble-maker (remember the Trojan War? I have been accused of starting that. But I'll get to that in a bit).
But really, I am the embodiment (and the true spirit) of Humankind.
How, ask you?
Humankind started out in a chaotic state (You guys were nomads and cavemen, mind you), until some asshole named Greyface decided to come along and brainwash everyone into believeing that an "Orderly Civilization" was the way to proceed forward (he was a power hungry mother fucker. But I digress.)
But enough of the philisophical.
Now, about the Trojan War...
OK, so I wasn't invited to that stupid wedding, and I threw the (now infamous) Golden Apple out to the wedding party (who doesn't want a Golden apple? They're delicious!).
But who told those three (well, there was actually FIVE, but that is besides the point) stupid hicks (aka goddesses) to fight over the Apple?
Think about it.
I threw an apple that was inscribed, "to the Fairest", at a wedding party.
Who should be the Fairest at a wedding?
Duhhh.
And I'M the troublemaker?

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My Interests

I like long walks in the park, hurricanes, floods, tsunamis, tornados, wars, Arguments, Anarchy (hey...don't hate me. It's Chaos---good or bad), Chaos Theory, Unpredictability, Gambling, Craigslist, and other unpredictable, lucid things

I'd like to meet:

Discordians, Eristians, Anarchists, Schizophenics, Pagans.

Just anybody fun and unpredictable :)

Music:

Rock, Metal, Nu metal, Death Metal, Hardcore, Rap/Hip-Hop, Techno, Trance, Drum 'N' Bass, Jungle, House, and anything else loud and unintelligible.

Movies:

Chaos, Chaos Theory, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, City of God, Kill Bill (1+2), Baz Lurhman's version of Romeo and Juliet, Scarface, Etermnal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Meet the Feebles, anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Van Damme, and many others (what? I am a busy woman. With G.W Bush in the White House, you can be sure as shit I'm kept busy :)

Television:

Eh, TV as a whole is just Chaotic.

Books:

Anything by Robert Anton Wilson, H.P Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, and Stephen King. Oh, and MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER--he's my Homie!

Heroes:

Me, Myself, and I