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The Mad Prophet

Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos

About Me

i am Psycho-Psychic Invetra Propheticus, Forseer of Insanity! (as decreed by Emperor Norton I)
a Wandering Soul/Prophet/Cosmic Prankster/Lost poet/Alchemist/Dimensional Traveler/Student of Chaos/High Priest of the Great Horned Mushroom Goddess.....trying to lead a monk-like life in this crazy contradictory patchwork of profane techno-consumerist, post-McLuhanist, electronic Pre-apocolyptic existence

My Interests

Rehana, Sage, Eris, Women, Freedom, Books, Cephalopods, Beautiful women, the number 23, Knowledge, Novelty, Eleusinian Mysteries, adaptaion, The Sacred Chao, friends, Chaos magic, Sexy women, Anthropology, Spritualism, Alchemy, Inteligent women, History, Language, Words, Women, Music, Altered States of Conscious, Reality, Film, Sex, Waves, The Ocean, Tantra, Kinky Women, Futurism, Asphyxiation, Caffeine, Indoles, Ancient Civilizations, Abstract Expressionism, Botany, Dada, Comparative Religions, Cynicism, Shamanism, Gnosis, Different Perspectives, Divination, Demonic Pacts, the Golden Ratio, Astronomy, Situationist International, Culture jamming, Chemistry, smiling women, Evolution, 2012, Eschatology, the beach, Aesthetics, Subversion, Irony, Guerilla Warfare, Sousveillance, Traveling, the Cosmic Lovers, Acupuncture, Southeast Asia, Pyramids, Haiku, Animation, Mushrooms, Women, Art, Insomnia, Culture, The Absurd, Strangers, The Great Old Ones, Nature, The Inner Core of My own and Other peoples Beings, Allegory, The Power of the Mind, Colorful Metaphors, Albinos, Subvertising, strong women, Time, People watching, Tuva, Human Happenstance, Solipsism, The Annunaki, Healing, Fractals, Psychology, Intelligent women, Teaching, Being Taught, Pain, S/M, Asian women, Bloodletting, Toynbee tiles, Telepathy, Poetry, Life/Death, Bondage, Meaning, Cosmology, the 4th dimension, the Fifth Column, Self-immolation, Taboos, The Subconscious, Lucid Dreaming, Transmetropolitan, Alphabets, Pranks, Beauty, the Power of Women, Knowledge of Self, Heavy Drinking, Vices, Tiamat, Loki, Hun Tun, Humor, Paradox, Limes, Contradiction, Open Minds, Voyerism, Anarchy, Asceticism, Ambivalence, the Amazon, Arachnids, Biochemistry, Corsets, Black Magik, Burlesque, Chaos, Civil Disobedience, women, the Counter Culture, Direct action, Dharma, Discord, Enlightenment, Exploration, Fetish, Fire, Gothic girls, Pascifism, Hedonism, Immortality, Love, and.. wait, did i already say women?

I'd like to meet:

A Goddess; An extra-dimensional sex fiend, The Spirits of my Ancestors, The Souls of the Dammned, A Beautiful Alien Queen, any Hyper-Dimesional Machine Elf who wants to talk, The Great Watchmaker, Shiva, the Reincarnated Souls of all my past-life lovers, Time traveling versions of my Future self, The Ghosts of James Joyce, Jack Kerouac and Bob Marley.....oh yeah, and YOU

Music:

XRP, Calling Jack Burton, The movement of Celestial Bodies, waves crashing on the beach

Movies:

Ichi the Killer, Baraka, Requiem for a Dream, Blade Runner, Superfly, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Spriggan, Man Bites Dog, The Big Lebowski, Third World Cop, Chopper, Taxi Driver, Akira, Brazil, Full Metal Jacket, Six String Samurai, Iron Monkey, Snatch, Cube, Shaft, Waking Life, Hard Boiled, Vampire Hunter D, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, Scarface, Time and Tide, Bowling for Colombine, Apocalypse Now, Evil Dead, Versus, Scratch, Ghost Dog, The Godfather, The Killer, 12 Monkeys, Easy Rider, Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Spun, Modulations, Truck Turner

Television:

Evil box full of lies and deciet......no wait, that's where i keep my soul. television? ohhhh that vehicle of propaganda, brainwashing and deception? Kill it! Kill it! Burn ya bastard! Burn!!!! (I watch 16 hours a day...at least)

Books:

Henry Miller, Hubert Selby Jr., Irvine Welsh, Iceberg Slim(Robert Beck), Hunter S. Thompson, Terence Mckenna, James Joyce, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Kahil Gibran, Don Bajema, Lydia Lunch, William Gibson, Neil Gaimen, Terry Pratchet, Neal Stephenson, Warren Ellis, Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Hemmingway, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Aldous Huxley, Plato, William Blake, Dante, Homer, Edgar Allen Poe, Joseph Campbell, Marc Wilson, John Dee, Sun Tzu, Eldridge Cleaver, Rumi, Michael Parenti, Saul Williams, Noam Chomsky, Aliester Crowley, Fitz Hugh Ludlow, Confucious, Socrates, Bruce Sterling, Marshall McLuhan, Alan Watts, David Icke, Michio Kaku, Dennis Mckenna, anyone who's not afraid to write the truth, and the guy who writes those messages in Fortune Cookies......

Heroes:

Eris, Enki, Hassan I Sabbah, Hermes Trismegistus, Mark "Chopper " Read, Terence Mckenna, Emperor Norton I, Hunter S. Thompson, Spider Jerusalem, Tokyo Sexwale, Dr. Albert Hoffman, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, William "Willie" Sutton, Ned Kelly, "Black Jack" Ketchum, Martin Cahill, Sampson, Ricky Jay, The Chicago Seven, Mark Rudd, Mario Savio, Fidel Castro, Che Guevara, Wendell Fertig, Emiliano Zapata, Tom Scribner, Mother Jones, Joe Hill, Emma Goldman, Bakunin, Kropotkin, Augusto Boal, Alan Abel, Brian G. Hughes, Joey Skaggs, Alexander Brener, Ferenc Cako, Diogenes of Sinope "The Cynic", Zeno of Citium, Giordano Bruno, ElFego Baca, Subcomandante Marcos, Pancho Villa, Michael Collins, Vo Nguyen Giap, Mao Zedong, Ammon Hennacy, Utah Phillips, Arthur Cravan, Thich Quang Duc, The Weathermen, The Merry Pranksters, The Wobblies, Irish Republican Army, Biotic Baking Brigade, The Yes Men, Otis Titzling, pirates, ninjas, anarchists, midgets, Fatty Arbuckle, Dock Ellis, "Freeway" Ricky Ross, The Deep Ones, Kakihara, Harley(for showing me the path), Sage (for completing me(among other things)), the two greatest sisters in the world, Genie and Nicki(you girls Rock!), Jessica((Mcnichol) for leaving), the inventors of the joy buzzer and the whoopee cushion

My Blog

Have you had your Miracle this month?

Littlewood's Law states that individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per month. Littlewood's law, making certain suppositions, is explained as follows: a miracle is...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST

Clear the Queue

So......the first episode is finally online! It was a while in the making but the first episode of the Show i've been working on is now airing at www.clearthequeue.com Please go check it out! I'd love...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Homework assignment

I recieved a wonderful gift this week. I had given my Pet an assingment. She was to write a 500 word piece, the subject was her choice. My requirement was that she was unable to use any word twice (e...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NYE 05

A new year has begun. So far 05 seems like it's going to be a very good year. I'm happier than i've been in months, i've got an incredible new Mistress; my family and friends seem to be doing well and...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

XRP Video

The new XRP video is up online!!! catch it at http://xratedpresents.com/ Enjoy!
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DJ Krush/ Beastie Boys

Just a quick one..... saw the Beastie Boys last night. They fuckin' rocked! Mix Master Mike was insane! they did a whole set with him, he did a solo set and then the Beasties came back out and played ...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

busy...busy

ok...i'm super busy; i havn't posted in weeks..sorry. I've been bogged down with things in the material plane...i havn't had much time to consider deeper meaning. (Well, to be fair i question reality ...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

imagine that....

"Sometimes life can test you, and believe me it will....." A bum told me that on a bus once, a long time ago.....i've remembered it ever since. And there is a certain truth to the logic of the stateme...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oohhhh so it's cyclical.......

another week gone, is time speeding up or is it just me? My birthday is rapidly approaching....maybe it has something to do with that. Not that i really care....for me it's just another Saturday. what...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

News from Peru

My parents called me from Peru....they're having an amazing time. I'm so jealous. They are in Cuzco and they're staying in a hotel that is a converted monostary, the elevation is around 12,000 feet so...
Posted by The Mad Prophet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST