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Lady Monster

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says Charles Gatewood, famed kinky photographer and anthropologist.
Lady Monster’s wit, charm and presence will rock your world. Always on the prowl, showing a sexy good time. Revealing her ample talents in a burlesque tease or bringing you to a quick sizzle with her erotic poetry. Sex is her passion and she will enchant you with her fire.
Stripping at the speed of seduction, Lady Monster will rip apart your conceptions of how sexy a big girl can be. This veteran spoken word siren has a shimmy in her step these days, peeling off her velvet gloves to reveal an iron fist. Vivacious, campy and oh so curvy - a growling good time.


"EAT ME" Phone Sex in Hollywood

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At the premiere of Steve Balderson's film Phone Sex, documentary filmmaker's created the short, "EAT ME!" - asking the partygoers "What Is Tasty?"

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Member Since: 5/10/2005
Band Website: ladymonster.com
Band Members: Lady Monster
Influences: Writers: Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Charles Bukowski, Henry Rollins, Lydia Lunch, Carol Queen, Annie Sprinkle, Inga Muscio, Susie Bright, Paul Eluard, Naomi Wolf, Michelle Tea, etc.

Rockers: David Lee Roth, Patti Smith, Al Jourgensen, Iggy Pop, John Lennon, Slim & Munly, LördBürger, Exene Cervenka, Turbonegro, Candye Kane, Comets on Fire, etc.

Dancers: Satan's Angel, Blaze Starr, Tempest Storm, Mamie Van Doren, Marilyn Monroe, Dirty Martini, Jo Boobs, Miss Indigo Blue, Amber Ray and Jennie Lee (the Bazoom Girl), etc.Your results:
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Sounds Like: Julie London and Lydia Lunch
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My Blog

Visual Voices: Poetry and Paintings

Tonight I will be reading two new poems, premiering them at Visual Voices, an event curated by ArtworkSF. NOTE: I did not coordinate having technicolor red hair just to read this poem.  Here...
Posted by Lady Monster on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:03:00 PST

Leonard Nimoy’s Full Body Project

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />I will be speaking as a bigger woman that is a model, activist, artist and burlesque dancer.  I will have a...
Posted by Lady Monster on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:45:00 PST

Tease-O-Rama

Come to Tease-O-Rama!I will be performing on Friday night at 8pm and on Sunday night at 5pm.Friday's show is at Bimbo's in North Beach on Columbus and Chestnut Streets.Tickets are $40 each night at Bi...
Posted by Lady Monster on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:37:00 PST

Stripped Down and Rebuilt

I was sent this incredible interview with Margaret Cho in Backstage.BRAVA!!Web Exclusive! Stripped Down and Rebuilt Margaret Cho joins burlesque renaissance, adds to body of work September 26, 2007 By...
Posted by Lady Monster on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:03:00 PST

Back Alley Cat Ride

Come and join me at The Eagle on Saturday, September 22nd.I will be broadcasting my radio program, as usual from 2:00 - 4:00pm with two special guests:Jennifer Blowdryer: Punk Rock Trash Diva of Song,...
Posted by Lady Monster on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

Nina Hartley - The Lair of Lady Monster

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE PODCASTThe Lair of Lady Monster went into Extended Play yesterday.Baghdad By The Bay went to Burning Man, so I was able to extend my show to three hours.I had two guests: l...
Posted by Lady Monster on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST

Candye Kane - The Lair of Lady Monster

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE PODCASTCandye Kane's incredible voice has dominated my personal play list for several years. Whenever she came to town, I was always there, front and center to get a good h...
Posted by Lady Monster on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

Apply. Don't Blend.

I had the opportunity to meet Tammy Faye twice. Once at the Castro Theater when she performed in a show, double billed with John Waters (whom she learned to hate that evening, swearing to never be ...
Posted by Lady Monster on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:12:00 PST

Sluts Unite!

I'm still working on this interview, so I apologize for not having it finished right now. An Interview with Scarlot Harlot, The Unrepentant Whore Founder and Co-Producer of The Sex Worker Film and...
Posted by Lady Monster on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:18:00 PST

"Beautiful" Stories

In the past week I've had a few people come to me, telling me I'm an inspiration.  I get this more often all the time.  It shocks me, wondering what on earth I'm doing that is seen as such, ...
Posted by Lady Monster on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST