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Bizarro Fett©

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About Me

My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max". To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black fuel. And the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Max. The warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again...  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Kid N' Play (so I can kick them for making House Party 2) Mr. T (I pity da fool who don't wanna meet him) That guy on T.V. who can shoot milk from his eye, when they can clone people I hope they clone G.G. Allin( I want him to punch me then throw poop on me).

My Blog

no internets blues episode II: attack of my retardation

well it would seem the all mighty tard,me done busted up our laptop... man typing a blog on the phone sucks. anyway yup gots to get that fixed... LAME
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:43:00 GMT

BizarroFett and the temple of irritating phone people

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ok i'm gonna lay my grand adventure of going to the phone store on y'all. well it started a couple days back, my girlie kept trying to call me, and when she picked me up she seemed...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:21:00 GMT

doing stuff, and stuff with my life.

ahhhh it's been a while all! life, ahhhh life. anyway let me update you on mine. it seems that i have made some pretty rad decisions for myself as of late. i have now decided to go back to school, hel...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:33:00 GMT

On shaving ones beard, and midgets!

As I sit here waiting for my fiance to get home so we can go and witness the miracle that is stripper midgets, I regret the fact I shaved my beard off yesterday. It was so long, and smooth and simply ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:56:00 GMT

No internets blues

Who would of thunk it? As I sit here watching Berserk, and typing this blog on my phone I really miss the internets. Boy it is really weird for me to say that. I thought I hated this damn thing called...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Festivities, and old people.

AHhhhhhhhhhh. Just to prove that I am an old man I am going to tell you what my Birthday festivities consisted of.... NOTHING, and it was fucking WONDERFFUL. Ohhhh how many times on a birthday have I ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:57:00 GMT

Powered Scissors??? How did this happen!

OK. As I sit here being the magical, pretty, special birthday boy that I am... I am watching TV, yea so sue me I'm American, and that's what we do. Anyway I see this commercial for a Black and Decker ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:54:00 GMT

What to do when its the last day you will be 28 years old...

Well to be frankly honest with you I am going to do nothing too exciting today. I plan on having a nice quiet day of reading. DAMN I'M GETTING OLD. I really don't enjoy partying anymore, and most peop...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:31:00 GMT

on almost being 30...

Holy fuck. In 1 year, and 3 days I will be 30 years old. A bonafide GROWN UP! WOW! Where did time go? It seems like only yesterday I was in high-school getting kicked out. I didn't EVER want to say th...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:10:00 GMT

Jingle Bells Batman smells...

And so once again the Holiday season is upon us... AND I LOVE IT. This time of year I start feeling like a child again. I'm a little bit happier, and for some reason I like people a little bit more. O...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT