no internets blues episode II: attack of my retardation |
well it would seem the all mighty tard,me done busted up our laptop... man typing a blog on the phone sucks. anyway yup gots to get that fixed... LAME Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:43:00 GMT |
BizarroFett and the temple of irritating phone people |
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ok i'm gonna lay my grand adventure of going to the phone store on y'all. well it started a couple days back, my girlie kept trying to call me, and when she picked me up she seemed... Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:21:00 GMT |
doing stuff, and stuff with my life. |
ahhhh it's been a while all! life, ahhhh life. anyway let me update you on mine. it seems that i have made some pretty rad decisions for myself as of late. i have now decided to go back to school, hel... Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:33:00 GMT |
On shaving ones beard, and midgets! |
As I sit here waiting for my fiance to get home so we can go and witness the miracle that is stripper midgets, I regret the fact I shaved my beard off yesterday. It was so long, and smooth and simply ... Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:56:00 GMT |
No internets blues |
Who would of thunk it? As I sit here watching Berserk, and typing this blog on my phone I really miss the internets. Boy it is really weird for me to say that. I thought I hated this damn thing called... Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
Festivities, and old people. |
AHhhhhhhhhhh. Just to prove that I am an old man I am going to tell you what my Birthday festivities consisted of.... NOTHING, and it was fucking WONDERFFUL. Ohhhh how many times on a birthday have I ... Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:57:00 GMT |
Powered Scissors??? How did this happen! |
OK. As I sit here being the magical, pretty, special birthday boy that I am... I am watching TV, yea so sue me I'm American, and that's what we do. Anyway I see this commercial for a Black and Decker ... Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:54:00 GMT |
What to do when its the last day you will be 28 years old... |
Well to be frankly honest with you I am going to do nothing too exciting today. I plan on having a nice quiet day of reading. DAMN I'M GETTING OLD. I really don't enjoy partying anymore, and most peop... Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:31:00 GMT |
on almost being 30... |
Holy fuck. In 1 year, and 3 days I will be 30 years old. A bonafide GROWN UP! WOW! Where did time go? It seems like only yesterday I was in high-school getting kicked out. I didn't EVER want to say th... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:10:00 GMT |
Jingle Bells Batman smells... |
And so once again the Holiday season is upon us... AND I LOVE IT. This time of year I start feeling like a child again. I'm a little bit happier, and for some reason I like people a little bit more. O... Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT |