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Dotti Biscotti~

Who Needs Enemies When You Have So Many Fake Friends?~

About Me

.."You have not lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you".I will NOT contribute to the dumbing down of America!!!Of course I like younger men , I am 100 !!! Kinda like Cher. I am allergic to stupid people,algebra, chick flicks,married men and sparkle tags...they make the thing growing in my brain even bigger, soon it will lay eggs and begin the hatching process... My page, not unlike myself is constantly reinventing itself or rather I , it...so check back from time to time to see what madness has occured, rarely will you be disappointed. I may talk about a *lot* of things , in bulletins, blogs etc , but I will NOT discuss politics or religion. Your views are just that ,YOURS, and mine are mine...If we share a common ground then that will be discovered, other than that , don't tell me to vote or die or anything else like that. Your sexual orientation doesn't bother/concern me, because I am not going to sleep with you anyway. Don't think your long ass comments will be on MY page that long, sure I will help promote your stuff on my PAGE, but it is MY SPACE. Don't send friend requests if your profile is just T&A, if I wanna see that I will look down my own shirt and pants , thank you...or get one of the many volunteers that seem to pop up and ask to do that for me.And remember , just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one.Damn , who has the raisinettes? Hobbies include adding crappy bands to my Myspace page, and blowing bubbles.
The following have been put on notice by MissDot:I CHANGE MY "BOTTOM" TOP FRIENDS REGULARLY, JUST BECAUSE I CAN...NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE/ANYTHING...I CLEARLY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.

My Interests

postsecret.com I would also be interested in knowing who spammed my page with the damn nightlife networking bullshit, I can't get it off my page... fuckers...die you hacks, die.Public speaking,just for the hell of it. (public sold separately)

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who has ever taken their own life, just for one more day ; would it , could it make a difference?I'd like to meet Erik Estradas dentist. I'd Like to meet you in St.Louis.I want to meet the original inspiration for the CHIA pet, trust me this *is* a person. I want to meet everyone on www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com...I want to meet the person who came up with the "rules" for whitetailresort.org...seriously,were they high??Who do I really want to meet? A lonely 98 year old man with a heart condition who is a heavy smoker and is financially and emotionally available...who enjoys sky diving,and is ready to write me into his irrevocable trust and will.I HEART DORKS,NERDS & GEEKS. (in that order)
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Friends
Dot has a bizillion fans and friends,most of them temperamental musicians,starving artists,horny comedians,street toughs,mimes, shirtless men and thieves.

My Friend Space
I have 100 friends.

THAT girl!

That one girl who is my sister

That one girl's brother

Her other brother

That one chick with the crazy aunts

That guy who doesn't deserve a photo

Honeysuckle aint no rose

That ever elusive spy guy

That one mexican dude with the camaro

That guy with the motorcycle that I tipped over

That one girl who turned out to be a lesbian

That one girl I think died

That guy who hid in the bathroom

That one guy in that movie

That guy who was in that show

That guy who plays a mean guitar

That one guy who was on the raft

That lady with the clothes

That girl whose mom hated me

that guy who drinks too much coffee

That guy I want to slap across his damn face REALLY hard

That man with art in his soul

That one woman with the thing

That guy with the shorts

That one lady who owes me money

That heroin addicts family

That nervous guy

That girl who sleeps in a coffin

That lady that dreams

Ed McMahon with a $10,000,000,000 check

That guy with the palazzo

That mama celestey like lady

That guy with the abs

That one blonde chick

That crazy drunk girl

THE green M&M

That guy who buys panties

That girl who thinks she knows everything and actually knows nothing

That surfer guy

That one I need to meet again

View All of My Friends

Music:


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Movies:

Bollywood films... I mean can you ever have enough of that ???

Television:

I only watch infomercials and test patterns. GOOOOOOOO pocket fisherman!!

Books:

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Heroes:

THE ORIGINAL HOMELAND SECURITY! ..........

My Blog

{What} if 40 was the new 20, then 20 would be the new embryo

  Some random things and life lessons...   1) Thou shalt not covet... ok I get it ... not too long ago I was watching a story about some artifacts *they* uncovered at Jamestown ... so diggi...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

Bonus Blog aka French Blogettes

Second blog of the day , only because I don't want to go back and edit/add to the last one... mini blog addendum... I had the app "own your friends" for about a day when I first saw it, but then I had...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:09:00 PST

I can quit anytime... really... aka Goodbye Myspace

Just kidding, I can't quit without a patch...yeah I am weak...so is this blog...    1)Have you all seen a product called "STOK"? No it is not sexual , it is a black coffee shot packaged in ...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:51:00 PST

Bloggy on Board

  Not much to say , but then again all of that is in the ear of the beholder...   1) Kids say the darndest things... the other day in a shop I heard a little boy , yes boy ask his ...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:19:00 PST

Tazing on Spec aka Im Bringin Burkas Back... sing it yall...

Just a few things ... ok let's start with my would be stalker today.. and why I feel I should personally lead the charge in repealing the thou maysnt not tazer on pure speculation and/or for fun act o...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Mon, 05 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

knock knock, whos there? ...who cares? its festival style seating...

  Someone open the window, I am going to jump...ok granted it *is * only the first floor, but I am just going on principle now...Yes, spent another wonderful day at the dmv. Ok so it wa...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

The mysterious island of Dr. Dotteau

  Why wait until I have a ton of random things floating around in my head to blog dump? Let's just clear off the playing field and get random, shall we? I need to empty my brain so I can sleep, a...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:26:00 PST

Attack of the 50 ft blog

  *Ever forget you turned the bath water on and then wondered what "that sound" was?   *Ever have two bags of clothes in the car, one for donating out to charity and the other  laundry ...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:36:00 PST

Lets get rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready to rammmmmmmmmmmmmmmble....

Or... let's get ready to random...  My dog is just stupid sometimes, hey don't get mad at me, I'm just telling the truth. I *think* he tangled with a skunk yesterday, I don't mean like all out ca...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 03:51:00 PST

Bringemyoung [sic] University aka Ill School Ya

  Well I guess it *seems* as though I have been going off the deep end of the bitch pool lately, and I *suppose* it isn't the best look for me...it was all the tress, but know what? yesterday I r...
Posted by Dotti Biscotti~ on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:02:00 PST