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Rudy Martinez

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

So... which one's the dummy?

ESPN Columnist Widget

My Interests

The here and now.
My brothers.
Laughing til it hurts.
Good sex.
Good (LOUD) music.
My girls.
My niece and nephews.
My baby sisters.

I'd like to meet:

THIS is what cool looks like.RIP ol' blue eyes.

Music:

Everything.

Movies:

I love a lot of movies but here's my top ten in no particular order:
Out of Africa
Casablanca
Dead Poet's Society
Say Anything
The Breakfast Club
East of Eden (Actually this is my single favorite movie ever)
Life as a House
Love & Sex
Dumb & Dumber
Caddyshack

That's a snippet. That's all you get.

Television:

Naked while eating Cheetos and touching my special purpose.

Heroes:

Big Rudy - You're why I do this. You are and will always be my compass. I miss you.
Uncle Charlie - I cannot thank you enough for the enormous hole you filled in my life. I carry you with me everywhere.
Jen

My Blog

Seven Months In

i have been doing comedy now for seven months.i participated in my first ever competition last week. i didn't win. i didn't even advance beyond the first round. i suppose i should be disappointed but,...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:25:00 PST

VP Debate

Vp debate blog5:58 PM I'm pretty pumped. I think tonight should hit an all time high on the unintentional comedy scale. I'm watching on PBS.6:00 PM Jim Lehrer is chatting& let's get it on! Three very ...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:40:00 PST

Sad Times

i know, i know, all the cool kids hate dmb nowadays. hell, even i laugh my ass off when daniel tosh asks of people who listen to dmb "why do you listen to shitty music?" and usually i answer in my h...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:46:00 PST

Pictures Posted post 9/11

I have a new folder of photos i took a couple of days after 9/11. a few of my friends have been asking me to post them so, there they are. I have a handful more that i have to dig out and scan. i actu...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:22:00 PST

Its the most wonderful time of the year...

Football is in the air and I am so ready for the season to begin...cheerleadersBrett Favre and the Packers are a bunch of douche bags who can go suck eggsmy brother, the raider fan, is already talking...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:07:00 PST

I want a girl just like the girl that Dad kept on the side (R Dangerfield).

Thoughts on driving to LA...I love driving down the 101. Maybe the is faster but, Jesus it's like driving through Deliverance country. I'll take the extra twenty minutes and the ocean to my left and ...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:24:00 PST

WETBACKS! (not)

now that i have your attention listen up.you may have no clue why your favorite shows stay on the air but, it all comes down to ratings. specifically NIELSON ratings. ready? they are a dutch company. ...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:43:00 PST

rip gc

a conversation i had today about the late great george carlin:me: it's funny to read how people thought of gcmy friend: funny haha or funny strangeme: surreal maybe is a better word; but, even that la...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:27:00 PST

nuns and blow jobs

i love this show. a show about a self-destructive drunkard creative type may be a parody of itself but, fuck me if i don't love it. could the lakers have sucked just a little more? fuck me they played...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:19:00 PST

Beat LA! BEAT LA!

I saw Paul Pierce chanting that when he was handed the Eastern Conference Championship trophy last night. It gave me goose bumps (the good kind). Growing up in the 80's I got to hear that mantra over ...
Posted by Rudy Martinez on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:39:00 PST