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Jordan

What man is a man who does not make the world better? - Balian

About Me

Howdy! My name is Jordan Johnston and I go to Puyallup High School. Where to start... Ahha! I love life. Love it! I love making people laugh, I love playing Frisbee in the sun with my best buds Tom Tobin, Jeff Callahan, Eric Schaller, Steve Barnes (his brother is cool too), and Bryan Mclaughlin (Sorry if I spelled your name wrong Bryan!)... I guess Tracie Lyons can come along (BTW Tracie is a GUY! I know what your thinking'! He IS a sissy!) My friends are literally closer to me than family and I would do anything for them. I love to get tans from doing stuff in the sun, although I usually just end up with REALLY bad sunburns. :( I love to work out and do sports. Frisbee is probably my favorite, but I also did Wrestling (not that fake WWE crap!), and I do track. I was the captain of my wrestling team, and leader of the track team. I do High Hurdles in track. I go jogging at least once a day. I also love to read and write. I have recently started to write again, after almost a year hiatus, and my writing is better than it ever was before. Mostly, I just try to enjoy life. I like to do active stuff but I always seem to get injured. I think my worst injury was the time when I pulled my groin and tore the soft tissue of my right hip... or the time I got second degree sunburns all over the majority of my body when I was down in the Bahamas... or the time I put bengay on m- err, I mean... Anyways, that is all I am going to say about that! My friends know my bengay story. Hehehe... Ah, good times... I don't watch much T.V. but Family Guy rocks, as well Comedy Central and the Discovery channels. I only drank once, and although it was a blast at the time (except for almost killing that guy in a fight... My friends know the story, and it actually rather amusing.) I don't anymore. I don't have any problems with people who do though. I also don't roll over and take shit from anybody, which has gotten me into trouble not a few times. I won't go into those stories because I am probably boring you half to death anyways. If you wanna hear some, which are all funny, then you can leave me a comment, send me a message, or ask some of my friends. Wow, that was a lot! Well, see ya around.
Name: Jordan Ray Johnston
Birthdate: October 13, 1988
Birthplace: Olympia, Washington
Current Location: On my bed, Puyallup, Washington, USA
Eye Color: Blue or green, apparently depending on mood
Hair Color: Brown, with blond highlights
Height: 5'6" or 5'7", not sure anymore
Weight: 115ish
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not recently
Overused Phraze: Ouch
FAVORITES
Food: Italian
Candy: Three Muskateers
Number: 626
Color: Blue, or emerald green
Animal: Kittens, or humans
Drink: italian sodas
Alcohol Drink: tequila shots
Bagel: plain, toasted, with peanut butter
Letter: none
Body Part on Opposite sex: ass, eyes, and smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither.... but if you insist, McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon, or Strawberry with cream
Hot tea or Ice tea: neither, but I like it hot ;)
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla most of the time, but I like to mix it up ;)
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss, hug, hug, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, hug... hug hug kiss hug kiss... kiss
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: if it's intelligent, I like both
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: none
Most Missed Memory: a few
Best phyiscal feature: eyes, stomach, *points down*
First Thought Waking Up: zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
Goal for this year: keep writing
Best Friends: Tom, Jeff
Weakness: love
Fears: 1)fundamentalism, 2)religious extermism, 3)destruction of seperation of church and state
Heritage: Italian, Irish
Longest relationship: 4 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: a few cubans
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: only when I was like, four
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep, fun times ;)
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: emerald green
Favorite Hair Color: darker
Short or Long: Hair? Long
Height: tall as me or a bit shorter
Style: I like a girl to have style
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both, but at different times, lol
Drugs and Alcohol: little bit of alchohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: fit
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a few, but I can fit them on my fingers
What country do you want to Visit: ALL OF THEM
How do you want to Die: peacefully in the best circumstances, but fighting for the ones I love
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: not really
Health Freak: a little bit
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: a little bit
Do you Drink: a little bit
Shower Daily: I try
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: poorly
Want to get Married: dunno
Do you want Children: someday
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: too late
Hate anyone: yes
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My Interests

sports, reading, writing, philosophy, psychology, working out, friends, girls, music, video games, eating, sleeping, getting through school with the least amount of work, shooting my mouth off, getting in to trouble, martial arts, World of Warcraft

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I'd like to meet:

Hmmm, who would I like to meet? Well, who would you like to meet? Ok, seriously now. I think I would like to meet you. What? You meant someone famous? Oh, sorry. How about Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche or Malcolm X, Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, or Martin Luther King Jr. Maybe the pope, but I would rather meet Jesus than the pope. I think it would be interesting to discuss philosophy with the man that started the largest religion this planet has ever seen. Still , my first answer was my favorite.

Music:

A Kiss to Build a Dream on-Louis Armstrong (Favorite song) System of a Down, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Lacuna Coil, Godsmack, Disturbed, Tenacious D, A New Found Glory, Breaking Benjamin, Bad Religion, The Killers, Loreena McKennitt, Megadeath, The Offspring, A Perfect Circle, Rammstein, Rise Against, Wagner, Tool, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed & Cambria,

Movies:

Fight Club, Anarchist Cookbook, Gladiator, Super Troopers, Collateral, The Last Samurai, Spirited Away, Second Hand Lions, V for Vendetta, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Leon: The Professional, Man on Fire, Immortal, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Pirates of the Carribean I & II, Silent Hill, Troy, Dune, The Island, Equilibrium, Underworld, The Girl Next Door, Serenity, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Kingdom of Heaven, Fifth Element, The Shawshank Redemption, Akira, Samurai 7, Thank You for Smoking, The Boondock Saints, The Fountain, Cinderella Man

Television:

Comedy Central, Family Guy, American Dad, Discovery Channels, Firefly

Books:

The Illuminatus! Trilogy, Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy, Grapes of Wrath (yes, I actually like this one), Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, Longitudes & Attitudes

Heroes:

Jesus, Winston Churchhill, Charles Darwin, Richard Dawkins, Martin Luther King Jr., Albert Einstein

My Blog

Honest Questions

WOW, WHAT A WAKEUP!Dear God:Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97Stamp, Arkansas 1...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

There is no tomorrow

.. language=javascript>postamble(); I found this on the Bad Religion site. It's... interesting. It certainly got me a little scared when I read it. There is No Tomorrow ยป Bill Moyers: There is no to...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:31:00 PST

Arrival, a Kaleb Hunter short story

        "Hurry your lazy asses up! The dock warden says we gots only two hours to get this cargo transferred! The High Captain says you gets one, if you want to have...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:47:00 PST

An End

"Every once in a while, it would seem, a world wide fear sweeps the globe. Bibilical plague, Y2K, Asian bird flu; these are but a few incarnations of this fear. While no one knows for sure where the r...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:30:00 PST

Still Waiting

    A speck of white against a blanket of black. It falls through the void, joined by others of it's kind. Millions, billions join in dance. Slow and mournful is this dance. Perhaps the...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:10:00 PST

The Dance

     Music. Pulsing and pounding. It courses through his veins like a toxin. He leans against the bar, watching as the music and strobing, colored lights clash like warriors above ...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 04:33:00 PST