I like to participate in -invited or not- all activities at Grinder's Switch with heavy emphasis on efforts to snare a husband. I am a social leader of the Grinder's Switch, showing keen interest in ice cream socials, church socials, and any other parties where they play games, especially kissing games!
Any healthy young bachelor living near me (and a Justice of the Peace). Or any middle-aged bachelor living near me. Or any OLD bachelor--living. This site is dedicated to active livers.
Oh I like both kinds...country and western.
It don't matter so much jist so long as it's a dark enuff fer kissin'.
Grinder's Switch shore is gittin' modern. Fludge Smeed got hisself one of them air-conditioned gadgets that you put in the winder and it pulls in the air and cools it off. The first time Fludge used it, a pole cat come snoopin around and got tangled up in the grill work ouside the winder. Uncle Nabob happened to come visit him jest as he turned it on. And him and Fludge jest sat thar glarin at one other all evenin. Fludge and his wife have all the latest improvements. They wuz even going to get one of them television sets they heered tell of but they'd saw what they thought was a television set operatin in Harvey's store winder in Nashville and they decided agin it. I found out later it wuz one of them automatic washin machines they'd been watchin.
I ain't got much use fer readin'. Seems to always git me in trouble, jest last nite I wuz walkin' along the street and I seen a sign that said, "Let us make your body beautiful!" So I went in. Thar wuz a feller thar and he had on a pair of the greasiest overalls I ever seen. I told him what I wanted and he says, "Whar's yer car?" And I says, "What's my car got to do with it? The sign outside says you can make my body beautiful." And he says, "Lady, all we can do with your frame is to jack it up and hammer the dents out."