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ryan gelatin

I'm breathing the fumes of the grid that rid my lobe of oxygen. I'm climbing the walls to where good

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Todd Linder Flowman Famous Mortimer Ol' Swerdlow Delongpre Dannon Brick Sprickly Bob Lamonta Kedzie Matthews Borden Grote F.F. Woodycooks Dickie Crickets Kid Jersey Fervel Lankman Panzic Poojaran Livingston Brewster Terry Twillstein Willips Brighton Horace Loeb Larry "Marilyn Monster" Turnaur Professor Pickles Dr. Retarded The Singing Duke of Beepers

Music:

The spastically awkward for the socially incapable.

Movies:

Hal Linden staring at a handgun for two hours, deciding if it's going into his mouth or not.All man vs. nature movies and Vietnam flashbacks, all the time.

Books:

kant reed.

Heroes:

Herschell Gordon Lewis. Henry Darger. Joe Coleman. Merrill Howard Kalin. Jack Kirby. The fine men and women who design lunch menus at elementary schools across the united states.

My Blog

Foys in the daytime.

The most haunted place on Earth. ...
Posted by ryan gelatin on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 06:02:00 PST

"Imagine making music suited for Terminator 4": a conversation with someone from craigslist

I didn't write this, but it's probably one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. Basically, a dude posts on craigslist looking for people to join his band. Someone amazingly replies to his ad a...
Posted by ryan gelatin on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:01:00 PST

Rirruto

Polly got a fan letter recently from some dude in North Carolina. It barely makes sense, but he's really just asking for an autograph on the index card he provided in the envelope.However, it just occ...
Posted by ryan gelatin on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:21:00 PST

Go Dragons

I was at this game. It ruled. After 10 minutes of insanity and what seemed like hours of bullshit, the Dragons won it 6 to 5. ...
Posted by ryan gelatin on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:01:00 PST

Man about town

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Posted by ryan gelatin on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:28:00 PST

Fried Chicken

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Posted by ryan gelatin on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST

Happy Birthday, Cat With No face!!! (Trust me, you probably do not want to see this.Seriously.)

But if you opened this, then awesome, cos I really really love this little mangled feline phantom of the opera. Check out her blog!Cat With No face...
Posted by ryan gelatin on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:57:00 PST

This guy knows a guy who got raped by aliens

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Posted by ryan gelatin on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:06:00 PST

An excess of unreality. (image heavy)

Most of these books have my thumb print somewhere on them. The rest have traces of saliva....
Posted by ryan gelatin on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:17:00 PST

Gardening Justice

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Posted by ryan gelatin on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:49:00 PST