Jef Porkins - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Some dildo-ass test had this to say about me:
I like bikes because they are the anti-car, anti counter-hamburger, anti-couch, anti-television, anti-republican. I still like cars, hamburgers, couches and televisions, but I suspect that they are plotting against me. I don't like republicans and I know they're plotting against me. I love my parents, but they are republicans and christians. I'm an atheist. I like doing nice things for strangers and then telling them that I am an atheist. I like being fat but I wish that I could tie my shoes and breath at the same time. I like free things. I like making free things. I am a Versificator. I play the guitar, bananjo and sing as a Versificator. I play the drums too, for Summer Hardcore Band Camp, but that's just for the summer '08. My team and I (8 Ball!) were Small Business Kickball League Champions of 2007! It was one of my proudest moments. I really don't do a lot of MySpace stuff, like games and leaving comments and all that kind of stuff. It's not cuz I think I'm better than you, I just have other crap to do when I'm on the computer. It's a rare moment that I bother to change anything...like now when I'm writing this. 73% Sorry, but I'd totally drive across town to get my lady. Call me a hopeless romantic or call me zombie food, I'd go get 'er!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You know, I just realized why this section is here. I know I sound stupid, but I was never looking at this as any kinda of dating service or surrogate social scene, so pardon me. I don't wanna meet anybody on this thing. I like "running into" old friends that I've lost touch with, but meeting someone over this shit sounds retarded and disasterous. I like meeting people for real, yo, not all robotically and shit. Or how about this guy...

My Blog

Some damn survey thing.

1. Do you wear a name tag at work?Fuck no.2. What kind of car do you drive?Dodge Grand Grocery Getter3.What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?Well, I'm told it's feces riddled green meat, but I ca...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:13:00 GMT

ah, the 80s.

1 . How old were you in 1980?3-42. How old were you in 1989?12-133. Were you a Toys R' Us kid?Yup!4. Did you watch Transformers?Yup5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen?Yup6. Did you own a Lite Brite?...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:33:00 GMT

This looked like fun...I don’t know why.

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life.Mark the ones you've seen. There are 211 movies on this list.I just need to get out more....(x) Grease(x) Pirates of the Caribbean( x) Pirate...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:36:00 GMT

J is for Jef

Subject: Can you do it?Body: ITS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS! Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, and things. Nothing made up! Try to use di...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:51:00 GMT

heavy demands for such a trivial survey

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?Yes, you have to shave. Just do it, you'll be a lot happier.2. How much cash do you have on you?Too much. I oug...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:30:00 GMT

Q & A

A: Five jobs I have had in my life:1. Dish Dog2. Tele-marketer3. Bouncer4. Cab Driver5. Bar ManagerB: Four movies I could watch over and over again1. Raising Arizona2. Blues Brothers3. Star Wars Trilo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:09:00 GMT

70 things you don't care about.

1. What are your initials?JPJ2. What is your favorite thing to wear?underpants3. Last thing you ate?White-boy bean burrito4. One place you will NEVER eat at?A manure farm5. I say Shotgun, you say:Go b...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:13:00 GMT

Let's talk about me 49 times.

1. Where is your #2 person on your friends list?It's actually a band. Actually it's the best band of the 21st century if you ask me.2. Story behind your myspace name?Jek Porkins was the fat X-Wing pil...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:07:00 GMT

vacation part 2

So, after Sun Studios, we went to Graceland Too. Graceland Too is this house in Holly Springs, Mississippi owned by Paul McLeod and his son, Elvis Aaron Presley McLeod. The house is all done up like G...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 16:20:00 GMT

50 line survey.

Subject Complete Honesty Needed1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?If everyone is away on vacation, I poop with the door open. I don't risk the "Well, ever...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 16:19:00 GMT