Randy

EY-yeh you. Come ere. I gots somethin'll make ya feel reeeaaalll good. Comeawwwn..all the cool kids r' doin it ya wanna be cool dontcha aw who cares watchyer ma says its da best I'm tellin' ya. just like goin to disniland in your head ya gotta try it yeah ill show ya how..thereya go i knew you was cool.
oh, and Im a fuckin puppit.
"My autobiografy"Prologue1.Where did you take your default pic? your chicks bedroome.2.What exactly are you wearing right now? wifebeeter, cuffed jeens and chucks what da fuck else would i be waring3.What is your current problem? raw nuckles and a burnin sensashin.4.What makes you most happy? booze, buds, babes whatmore is dere5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to? backseet education6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? passed OUT maybe7.Do you ever watch MTV? not till they change it to monster titty vishion8.What's something that really annoys you? when magic screen wont show my fuckin porn. ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------Chapter 1:1.Middle name: f for fuck off2.Nickname(s): nuckles3.Current location: da playhouse or da LAYhouse in my case.4.Eye color: red. gotta lay off da sauce. ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------Chapter 2:1.Do you live with your parents? no I live with a poivoit and buncha freaks.2.Do you get along with your parent(s)? neva.3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced? jale.4.Do you have any Siblings?: yeah a sluty sister Randina no fuckas they broke the mold wit me!!-------------------------------------------------------- ---------------Chapter 3: Favorite...1. Ice Cream: the kind chickie baby licks offa me2.Season: salt ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------Chapter 4: Do You..1. Write on your hand: yeah-in white.2. Call people back: fuck em3. Believe in love: i believe sayin it'll getcha lade4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? puppits dont gotta sleep moron5. Have any bad habits? haha dats funy6. Any mental health issues? yeah, hold me. den gimme a bj an a light.------------------------------------------------------ -----------------Chapter 5: Have You....1. Broken a bone: shitlodes oh you don't meen my own do ya?2. Sprained stuff: when i faled to breake sumptin. on uddahs.3. Had physical therapy?: i'm outta one back door an into anuddah yer boyfrend dosent know about me and yer muddah4. Gotten stitches: I'm a givin kinda guy.5. Taken painkillers? you mean dem aint m & ms6. Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling: randy dont go downtown man7. Been stung by a bee: it woodint have da noive.8.Thrown up at the dentist: my teeths is wood like o.g. Washinton i go to frikin gepetto9.Sworn in front of your parents: came out cussin.10.Had detention: no i eats a lotta ruffage11.Been sent to the principal's office: got me my own friggin trone in that bitch an engraved plate an shit on itChaper 6: Who/What was the last1.Movie(s) you watched: Blow Job Corps Vol. 32.Person to text you: ???3.Person you called: Linda, but it was the rong name.4.Person you hugged: Joe so's Butch could punch his lites out5.Person you tackled: yer sista6.Thing you touched: her big tity7.Thing you ate: a fuckin terodactil stake.8. Thing you drank: a 12 pack of blatz.9. Thing you said: yeah.youse a bad girl, aintcha ya