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About Me

I'm a man. I have two arms, two legs yet only one nose. Everyday I ask God, why? Why only one nose? I mean, a nose is so much more functional than an arm. I have been to China. In the restaurant there they served me a blackbird with a cherry tomato in it's beak. It tasted nice but I have felt sorry for it ever since then. I also went to India but I was drunk so don't remember that.
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My Interests

Newts interest me a lot. Also frogs. I ate some of those in China too. I don't feel bad about that though.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that do not have a hidden agenda; that are not bitter about things that happened to them in the past; that do not carry with them whole sacks full of emotional baggage that they blame on others and never themselves. I'd like to meet people that are not afraid to be honest and trust others; people that wear their hearts on their sleeves and are not afraid to cry; people that recognise that there are far more important things in life than money and possesions. I'd like to meet people who are unafraid to dance, even though they know they can't; people who would make me laugh until we both cry; people who will sit up all night to watch the sunset and not care about tomorrow.

Music:

Yes I like music. It soothes the soul and makes boring car journeys go quicker.

Movies:

Yes I like movies too. We call them films here. I once watched one with Jim Carey in it. He was this guy in a TV show and he didn't know it. I always wondered what happened to him after he got out. Tears in rain, Classic scene from the film

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Television:

Yes, we have one in the lounge.

Books:

Thousands of them. My favourite is a pop-up Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Book. I also have a book of the film signed by the girl that played Jermima.

Heroes:

By David Bowie? Great song. One of my favourites.

My Blog

An explanation

Hi Wilma, I have been trying to remember when last we spoke. I think it was back in January, just after I was sacked. You saw the unfairness of what happened to me and wanted to hel...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

Autism

I watched a fantastic Video about autism on YouTube. It's called My Language by an autistic girl called Amanda Baggs aka Silentmiaow. I work with some severely autistic clients and it has really...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST

Finding something

I found something. It was the idea of caring for others. It really worked for me.
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:29:00 PST

My Car

I had a big black car that I loved. It was just a Ford Mondeo, nothing fancy, but on the day I got it I drove it at 138 miles an hour. I loved it so much. Just sitting in it made me smile....
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:45:00 PST

xxxx Rules

There is an Internet site on Bebo, which is like a Junior MySpace called xxxxrules. I wrote to its owner and said, 'you do realise since you complained about me, my twenty year career in teachin...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:44:00 PST

Happiness

I finally did it. After living six months of my live on the Internet; either being here, on the Nottingham Forest forums or playing There, I now have a job. I start in two weeks as a welfare ass...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

The Mare and the Mule

There was once a poor page who had been thrown out of his castle. He had shone the black knight's armour too bright and this was his punishment. He rode on his old mule, rained o...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

Teaching

I used to be a teacher. I taught in seven different high schools for twenty years. It's a thankless job, it's a stressful job and I dont want to do it anymore.
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

Kids

Here a girl called Madeline was abducted and it is featuring heavily on the National consciousness right now. She was three years old. I pray she is found, it is so sad. I think it w...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:08:00 PST

Swimmers

Are dolphins warm to touch? They shine grey and their eyes smile; They chatter and their minds run like radios, but are they warm as such? Sailor Sam, a shipwrecked man was rescued by a smiling...
Posted by Regional Cheeses on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:32:00 PST