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eric uber alles

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About Me

More issues than Life magazine. Generally considered the worst thing that ever happened to most people who know me. I am a lousy piano player. I'm an optimist with a healthy self image. Cannibal. Big Game Hunter. Ok, not really, but i do enjoy contradicting myself. No i don't.

ADD BLACK ANGEL PHOTO TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!

ADD KITTY GRAPHIX TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!


ADD MICHELLE BOTTLE OF VODKA TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!


ADD LITTLE DARLING TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST!!!

My Interests

Not getting arrested anymore. Not going to jail. World peace and the perfect curry.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can put up with me or lead me to some big game! There I go again. Oh, and i'd like to meet GWB so i can gut him like a catfish and feed him to my friends pet alligator. So then i need to meet someone who can teach me how to gut a catfish... Oh and i also need a friend with a pet alligator. I think that about covers it. How 'bout some skittles?

Music:

- 45 Grave - 808 State - A Perfect Circle - ABBA - Andrea Boccelli - the Andrew Sisters - Annie Lennox - Aphex Twin - Apocalyptica - Apoptygma Berzerk - Arcade Fire - Arkade - Ash Ra Tempel - Astrud Gilberto - Atomic Swindlers - Autechre - Banco de Gaia - Band of Susans - Barry Manilow - Bauhaus - Belle & Sebastian - Ben Folds - Ben Harper - Bert Jansch - Big Black - Billy Holiday - Bjork - Blind Boys of Alabama - Boiled in Lead - Brian Eno - BT - Buddy Guy - the Butthole Surfers - Can - Cassandra Complex - Cat Power - Clannad - Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown - Cocteau Twins - Coil - Cole Porter - Counting Crows - Constantines - Crash Worship - Cryptopsy - Damian Marley - Dead Can Dance - Dead Milkmen - Dean Martin - Death in Vegas - Decemberists - Delbert McClinton - Diamanda Galas - Dick Dale - Dropkick Murphys - Duane Eddy - Dvorak - Eddie Kirkland - Edith Piaf - Einsturzende Neubaten - Erasure - Exorbita - Eugene Chadbourne - Eyeless in Gaza - Fairport Convention - the Fall - Fantomas - Faust - Feist - Felt - Fiery Furnaces - Fischerspooner - Flogging Molly - Foetus - Galaxie 500 - Gang of Four - Gene Krupa - Gene Vincent - George Jones - Gipsy Kings - Guided By Voices - Harvey Danger - Heavy Trash - Hidden Cameras - Homer Erotic - Hound Dog Taylor - Iggy Pop - Jack Johnson - James - Jefferson Airplane - Jerome Kern - Jerry Lee Lewis - the Jesus & Mary Chain - John Cale - John Zorn - Johnny Cash - Johnny Horton - Josh Groban - King Crimson - Kronos Quartet - Kruder & Dorfmeister - Kurt Weill - Legendary Pink Dots - Legendary Shack Shakers - Leonard Cohen - Les Negresses Vertes - Lifetime Guarantee - Link Wray - Lords of Acid - Lou Reed - Louis Prima - Lydia Lunch - M.I.A. - Mandy Patinkin - Marilyn Manson - Marlene Deitrich - Mars Volta - Marty Robbins - MC5 - Melanie - Michelle Shocked - Mindless Self Indulgence - Modest Mouse - Mojo Nixon - Motorhead - Mr Bungle - My Bloody Valentine - My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Napalm Death - Negativland - Neu! - Neutral Milk Hotel - New York Dolls - Nick Drake - Nitzer Ebb - Nurse with Wound - Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Ofra Haza - Pat Benatar - Pavement - Pentangle - Peter Murphy - Pianosaurus - Pogues - Poi Dog Pondering - Polyphonic Spree - Portishead - Public Enemy - Queen - Rage Against the Machine - Rammstein - Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry - the Residents - Rev Horton Heat - Richard Buckner - Richard Cheese - Robert Earl Keen - Roger Alan Wade - the Rolling Stones - Ronnie Self - Rosetta Stone - Rufus Wainwright - Sara Brightman - Sarah Vaughan - Screamin Jay Hawkins - Sebadoh - Shakira - Sigur Ros - Sinead O'Connor - Siouxie & the Banshees - Sisters of Mercy - Skinny Puppy - sleater-kinney - the Soft Boys - SPK - Sparks - Steven Sondheim - Stone Roses - Stray Cats - Swans - Swinging Utters - System of a Down - Teenage Jesus & the Jerks - Tegan & Sara - Television - Tenacious D - Test Dept - They Might Be Giants - Thin Lizzy - Throbbing Gristle - Tones on Tail - Tool - Tori Amos - Uncle Tupelo - Ute Lemper - Weezer - the Who - Wilco - Wolfsheim - :Wumpscut: - Xiu Xiu - Yma Sumac and

Movies:

Nosferatu, Devils Advocate, Sweet November, What Dreams May Come, Meet Joe Black, the Seventh Seal, the Crow, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Butterfly Effect, Matrix, the 13th Floor, American History X, Crimes & Misdemeanors, the Truman Show, Dawn of the Dead, City of Lost Children, Possession, Henry V, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Mystic River, Bend it Like Beckham, Party Monster, In & Out, My Best Friends Wedding, the Birdcage, the Princess Bride...

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, the Daily Show, anything by Tex Avery, OZ, the West Wing, Family Guy, X-Files (pre-pregnancy bullshit), Robot Chicken, My Name is Earl, Samurai Jack, Jackass, really bad infomercials with peppy preppies hawking real estate shit, COPS despite my shadowy past(: or whatever you're watchin is fine...

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, War and Peace, Screwtape Letters, Brothers Karamazov, Possession, Finnegan's Wake, Paradise Lost, the Will to Power, I and Thou, Slouching Toward Kalamazoo, Eat the Rich, Siddhartha, Narcissus and Goldmund, Foucault's Pendulum, the Illuminatus Trilogy, the Schrodingers Cat Trilogy, Nausea, the Deathbird Stories, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, ...Or Not To Be, Nine Stories, Maldoror, the Upanishads, the Dhammapada, Drawing Blood, American Gods, Faust, Rhinoceros, Neverwhere, the Last Temptation of Christ, the Plague, the Fall, Anarchy State and Utopia, Where the Wild Things Are, Girlfriend in a Coma, Philosopical Investigations, Life After God, the Killer Inside Me, Lost Souls, Hey Nostradamus! The Mysteries of Winterthurn, the Myth of Sisyphus, Through the Looking Glass, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, Ulysses, Dubliners, Blood Countess, and POETRY: Neruda, Ginsberg, Ferlinghetti, Rimbaud, Elizabeth Bishop, Auden, Whitman, Dickinson, Leonard Cohen...

Heroes:

Brian Denneky, Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Digney, Little Darling, Spongebob Squarepants, Narvel Felts, Craig, My mom and dad, my sister Kim, my nephew Christopher, Jojo, Tom, Alan Watts, the St. Vincent dePaul Society, Che Guevara, Leon Trotsky, Genghis Kahn, Patrick Henry, Freddy Mercury, John Milton, Vlad the Impaler, Sterling Powell, James Joyce, Mike Ness, Harvey Milk, Simon Wiesenthal, Oskar Schindler, H.L. Mencken, Thomas Paine, Henry David Thoreau, Michael Collins, Leonard Peltier, Lenny Bruce, Jack Reed, Thomas Merton, Lao Tse...

...and everyone who does anything to make someone else's day a little bright.

My Blog

dreaming of drugstore cowboys

So, i've gone and done it again.  major surgery followed by sweet, sweet opiates.   for a month.  now i'm out.  i feel like myself, only skinned.  last time i said it was...
Posted by eric uber alles on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

the show that never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends never ends neve

so the other night i dreamt i was in hell and it worked like an evil version of what dreams may come. I was compelled to create cartoon versions of all my nightmares and animate them and live in them....
Posted by eric uber alles on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

i can't stop listening to this song. really. help.

ToolThe PotWho are you to wave your finger?You must have been out your head.Eyehole deep in muddy watersYou practically raised the deadRobbed the grave to snow the cradleThen burned the evidence downS...
Posted by eric uber alles on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

better them than me

my old friends can stop OD'ing any time now. really. enough already.
Posted by eric uber alles on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

fuck.

eric should not watch donnie darko at 2am.  ever.
Posted by eric uber alles on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST

it's raining boobs!

why have i been receiving friend requests every fucking day from bimbos asking me to chat with them on yahoo, AIM or WTF ever?  do these con artists and cyberhookers not read profiles?  now,...
Posted by eric uber alles on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:36:00 PST

the blind leading the lame leading the dumb

ok.  so i was writing this long, blathering, going-nowhere blog about the highs, lows and just-plain-weirds of this past weekend and i realized that i just don't care.  so the only reason i'...
Posted by eric uber alles on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:18:00 PST

KILL YOUR LANDLORD! EAT THE RICH! BUY MY SHIT!

remember when all those annoying, self-important baby-boomer era bands got back together for overpriced, overblown, cash-in concert tours back in the 80's & 90's?  you remember. the eagles? t...
Posted by eric uber alles on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:27:00 PST

oye!

if anyone was wondering what kind of dork maintains a "wish list" at a certain e-commerce megaplex...  well, that would be this kind of dork. it's a very long list too, i must admit.  this h...
Posted by eric uber alles on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 04:53:00 PST

you wanted the best you got the best...

so i'm in some store (again) yestereday and they've got this wonderfully crappy guitar out on demo with a shittly little amp and some headphones.  why not?  i strap it on, plug it in and thr...
Posted by eric uber alles on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:14:00 PST