Henry

I am a King if there ever was one. My interests consist mainly of making love to and killing women - sometimes I try to rule England with grace and poise, but I would prefer to lead a hedonistic life void of responsiblity. Rod Stewart will forever have a soft spot in my heart, and I'm more than open for it (litterally and metaphorically) if he wants me back. I'm huge, but I was made for delicate love. In absolute honesty, I have been relatively self-reflective as of late, and I feel as though there have been some people who have perhaps been victims of my mistreatment in the past... but I feel no need to apologize - I'm effing Henry Tudor.