WABBIT WIGHTS - SUPPORTING EQUALITY FOR RABBITS, HARES AND OTHER LITTLE FURRY CREATURES
Like humans, rabbits have the right to be treated with respect and to be given the same opportunities that we enjoy!
Why should they be hunted, poisoned, trapped and eaten in stews, pies and other nutritional endeavours.
In 2008, I want you to join with me under the slogan "RABBITS CAN BE GREEN" to bring the plight of these persecuted creatures into the homes of all world citizens.
And then, on a lighter note, I also like
- Horses of course, they remind me of Anne
- My dear my little corgi doggies
- Dumping rubbish on the masses from my first floor window
- My tiara collection
- The perfect pavlova recipe
I'd like to meet:
THE MISSING LINKS - Being so keen over the past few hundred years to bring our particular style of royal democracy to the world, the Royal personages of their time have left a few indescressions to grow and make their mark on the world. It is these relatively unknown royals then that I would like to meet. To rekindle some patriotic links and bring the rampant bloodlines back under some sort of control.
You may recognise these faces, but I have yet to meet these cousins of mine:
A - Elizabeth Howard - A little known Australian identity, locally identified by her protruding bushy mono-brow and ability to lose touch with reality
B - Dame Elizabeth Everage - An Austrailan icon and one who has managed to leave her super stardom behind and connect with her 'average' roots.
C - Elizabeth Bush - A lady with some leverage in the American political system but unfortunately, still a little but too sulky to make a lasting impression.
D - Elizabeth Not Bin Shavin - The unfortunate victim of human drug experiments, Ms Not Bin Shavin does not appear in public very much and was last seen in the arid Afgahani desert where she works nights as a goat herder.
E - Elizabeth Hilton - Until recently, the unknown daughter and now heiress to the hotel chain fortune. Unlike her sister, Elizabeth has not released any home movies but does like to wear a tiara around home.
E - Elizabeth Simmons - One of the few royals who have made it in the music industry. As lead singer for the band Smooch, Elizabeth is best known for her outlandish makup and long tongue exosures.
Where have my visitors come from?
It is probably not a surprise, but as the word has spread, people from all corners of the globe have been flocking to my website to see for themselves, just what a marvel I am. This map was included on the 26th Nov 2007 and you can see just how popular I am ..
In fact, I have just had a smashing idea, I can transport some of you folk to the colonies to even out the dots a little bit.You all seem to crowd in the Americas and in that depressing Europe place. A little sunshine in Australia would do you the world of good; start packing, off you go!
São Tomé and PrÃncipe - it is wonderful when my visitors tweke my interest. That little dot in the armpit of Africa is the island nation of São Tomé and PrÃncipe in the Gulf of Guinea, off the western equatorial coast of Africa. It consists of two islands: São Tomé and PrÃncipe, located about 140 kilometres apart and about 250 and 225 kilometres respectively, off of the northwestern coast of Gabon. Both islands are part of an extinct volcanic mountain range. São Tomé, the sizable southern island, is situated just north of the equator. It was named after Saint Thomas by Portuguese explorers who discovered the island on his feast day. (Source Wikipedia )
My African friend, thank you for visiting.
Our World Map
I am very interested in learning about my visitors (it really does help me colonise the world if I know ehere you are) so please add your location (don't forget to include a picture so you can be knighted) on the world map below.
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The Palace Guestbook
Before you go rushing off the become a member of the exclusive "Friends Of The Mighty Queen Elizabeth" club, spare a moment and sign my Guest Book. Please don't think that you have an option, this is mandatory and I know where you are from. You computer has left a trail and if you don't sign this tome, then my fans will hunt you down and 'stone' you with a thousand cotton balls.
Music:
DIZZY MISS LIZZY - You know, I believe that I would have been a great musical success if the rigors of being a royal superstar had not pushed to one side, my chance of being a singing superstar.
Nowadays you have Kylie Minogue who sings her particular shade of beige but with me, you would have had the full rainbow to enjoy.
There would not have been a genre that would not have suited my voice. Romantic ballads would have been a specialty, I would have become the female Ed Ames, wooing the hearts and minds of the young men, lusted after my the masses. The possibilities would have been endless. Even Heavy Metal and Hip Hop would have been possible had I been born sixty years later.
But life is cruel, and you have been denied a great talent. However we can only follow what lies before us and for me it was to be a mega star of the diplomatic and cultural world. Perhaps next time around I can entertain you with my voice and hip swivels.
Movies:
THE QUEEN (it's all about me!) of course but I have to admit to being a little miffed that they did not include my favourite photo. Taken shortly after my birth, this shows how little I have changed over the years.
What a beautiful baby I was. Be sure to watch the movie when it comes to a television near you.
Television:
LITTLE BRITAIN of course. But not only for its portrayal of life as it really is in Britain, but for the closely guarded royal secret.
You see, there was a child born very soon after I marrried Phillip, that had to be put out for adoption. I am not able to go into the reasons here, but surfice to say that Phillip was not the father.
But we have given him the best of everything and now Andy (that's him on the right) has a flourishing acting career and was recently seen escorting Paris Hilton out and about the town. We are so proud of the little barstard!
Heroes:
THE ROYAL PLUCKER - To be entirely honest, from my younger days, my heroe was the royal plucker. She was a petite woman but a very pleasant plucker who had the onerous task of keeping my royal mono-brow under control. The picture below was taken when the little plucker was on two weeks vacation and the woolly monster had grown back in her absence. Since then, more efficient methods have been employed to keep the encroaching verandah under control and I have not been embarrased by it again.
Today I don't really need heroes, but I am glad that you have been able to visit the palace and hopefully find something here that has helped you understand why I am the woman that I am. Yearned after by many, entertained by few.
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